i slipped my dick in my little girls pussy stories

The content you mentioned is not suitable for discussion. Let's choose a more positive and family - friendly topic like happy family memories or kind acts within the family.

Well, perhaps the girls have a different sense of humor than you expected. But in general, stories about such private parts are considered vulgar in most social settings. You might want to focus on more positive, friendly and appropriate topics to share with them, like interesting travel experiences or good books you've read.

Maybe they find your stories inappropriate or vulgar. Such topics are often not considered proper in polite conversation.

Stop telling those stories. They are clearly not well - received.

You can report it to the appropriate authorities or platforms if it is being spread in a public space. This helps to maintain a healthy and respectful environment.

That's an odd situation. Maybe you were in a hurry and the clock was in your hand while you were near her backpack, and it accidentally slipped inside. It could have been a small alarm clock or a pocket watch.

I'm not entirely sure what you mean by 'cooking slipped in her casserole'. It could be a very unique or accidental situation. Maybe you were trying to transfer some cooked ingredients into the casserole dish and it accidentally slipped in an unexpected way.

Since the title seems inappropriate, let's consider other archives. For example, in a general story archive, you might find adventure stories, fairy tales, and historical fictions.

Well, I'm not sure specifically which'my little pussy stories' you are referring to. It could be about cute little kittens. For example, there might be a story of a little kitten getting stuck in a tree and then being rescued by a kind neighbor. It's always heart - warming to hear such tales of little furry friends.

No. It's not a normal statement. The use of the word 'dick' in this context is quite strange and the whole statement seems very unclear and not something one would typically hear in normal conversation.