crazy funny short stories

I once had a dream that I could fly like a bird. I soared over my city, looking down at all the tiny buildings and cars. It was so crazy because I could control my flight just by thinking. I flew to the top of the tallest skyscraper and sat there, enjoying the view. It was a really funny and exciting dream.

Once, my friend got really drunk at a party. He started believing he was a famous singer. He grabbed a broom as a microphone and was singing at the top of his lungs, completely off - key. Everyone was laughing so hard.

Once there was a man who tried to train his cat to fetch like a dog. He threw a little ball, but the cat just stared at him and then walked away. Later, the cat brought him a dead mouse instead. It was so unexpected and hilarious.

Once, a man thought his cat could talk. Every time he made a sound, he waited for the cat to reply. One day, he meowed for hours, believing the cat was having a deep conversation with him in cat language. It was all in his head, but it was really funny.

There was this time at school. A boy accidentally put on his shirt backwards and didn't realize it all day. He was walking around with the tag in the front, and everyone was trying not to laugh too hard. When he finally found out, he couldn't stop laughing himself.

Here's one. A group of friends went camping. In the middle of the night, they heard strange noises. They were all scared but one of them was so crazy that he grabbed a flashlight and started chasing the source of the noise. It turned out to be a raccoon that had gotten into their food supply. They all had a good laugh about it in the morning.

Once, a customer came into the pharmacy looking for a 'cure' for his excessive sneezing. He was convinced it was because of a strange bug he thought he swallowed. The pharmacist patiently explained that it was probably just allergies and recommended some anti - histamines. But the customer kept insisting on a special 'anti - bug' medicine. It was so funny how adamant he was.

Once, my friend's ex broke up with her via a pizza delivery guy. The guy showed up at her door with a pizza and a note that said 'We're done'. It was so absurd that she couldn't help but laugh.

At one party, we decided to have a backward day. Everyone walked backward, talked backward. It was chaos but super funny. People were bumping into each other and trying to figure out how to communicate in reverse. We even had backward dancing, which looked like a bunch of wobbly aliens.

Sure. Once, my friend thought he could train his cat to use the toilet like a human. He spent weeks trying different methods. In the end, the cat just started to think the bathtub was its new toilet! It was hilarious seeing his shocked face when he found the cat doing its business in the tub.