I'm not sure specifically what this 'big black urinal clitty story' is as it seems rather an odd and uncommonly known term. It could potentially be some very specific or made - up narrative within a certain context that I'm not familiar with.
This phrase is really puzzling. 'Big black speedo' gives an image of a black swimsuit item. However, 'clitty' is not a recognized term in normal language usage. And the whole 'on my back clitty story' part is so jumbled that it's hard to make sense of it. It could be a joke or a very personal, inside - joke - like expression that only the originator might understand.
I'm not entirely sure what this specific phrase means. It seems rather unclear and jumbled. It could potentially be a very creative or made - up expression, but without more context, it's difficult to define precisely.
I find it hard to make sense of this phrase. It seems like a string of words put together without a clear semantic connection. It might be a part of some very specific jargon or a personal code that we are not aware of.
I'm not sure specifically what that 'big black speedo on my back pool story' is about. It could be a personal anecdote related to wearing a big black speedo at a pool, like maybe something funny or embarrassing that happened while wearing it.
Well, without more context, it's difficult to give a detailed account. It could potentially be a story about an incident at a urinal where a person, perhaps described as a 'white boy', had an encounter with something 'big' and 'black' on someone's back. Maybe it was a strange object, or it could be some sort of symbolic or metaphorical description within a fictional or real - life event that happened near a urinal.
Since I don't know the exact details of this 'big black on my back white boy jacuzzi story', it could potentially be a story about a white boy who had an experience in a jacuzzi while something big and black was associated with his back. Maybe it was a black towel, or some sort of black object that got on his back while he was in the jacuzzi. However, this is all just speculation without more information.
It's really hard to say exactly without more context. It could potentially refer to a story involving a white boy with something 'big and black' on his back. Maybe it's about a strange object or an animal. For example, if it was a big black backpack, it could be a story about a white boy's adventure with that backpack.