funny barf stories

I remember a time when my brother was really sick but still tried to eat his favorite ice cream. He ended up barfing it all back up. The sight of the colorful ice - cream - barf was both disgusting and funny. It was a strange mix of something so delicious coming out in such an unpleasant way, and we still laugh about it today.

Once, my friend ate way too much cotton candy at the fair. Then he went on a spinning ride. As soon as the ride stopped, he barfed out what looked like a pink cloud. It was gross but also kind of hilarious.

I heard a story where at a crowded concert, someone had too much to drink and ended up puking all over the people in front of them. It was chaos as people were trying to get away from the barf and the person who was sick was just in a really bad state. The whole area smelled terrible for hours.

Sure. There was this one time at a fancy restaurant. A customer got food poisoning and threw up right on the table in the middle of their meal. It was so gross and the other diners were horrified.

There were novels similar to "I'm Really Not a Bar Spirit": 1:"Run into Jianghu", Author: Sword Dance Show 2. Low-Dimensional Revolution, Author: Fat Melon 3."The Strongest in the Team Will Die." Author: There's a thunderstorm today. 4. The Post-Transmigrator Era. Author: Wei Shiwu 5."What era is it now? You still want to travel through the proper God's Space?" Author: No intentional typos. 6:"Strange News of Taoists in Tokyo." Author: Geng Xingnan 111 7:"I'm Not a Counselor, Survival at the End of Han Dynasty", Author: Love to Drink Sweet Chili Sauce 8:"Comprehensive Martial Arts: Which hero of yours is worthy of working for me?" Author: Floating Clouds Running Waves 9:"Being a Boor in a Wuxia Word Game", Author: Monster Yuan 10: My Slow Infinite Journey, Author: Ailse·Monologue 11:"I Have a Friend's Journey to Ten Thousand Worlds", Author: The Wind Can't Move It Is Heartfelt The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1."Run into Jianghu": At first, no one cared about this disaster. It was just a barrel of gasoline that could not be lit, a rabbit that grew very big, and a forest that was too lush... Later on, a few people discovered the abnormality. Because bullets could not be fired from the gun barrel, the war was forced to stop. The creation that once represented the crystallization of the world's wisdom and technology was now hoped by countless people to decay quickly... In the end, it was closely related to everyone… Commoner: "In the past, we studied science. Now, we're learning martial arts. We can just make do with our lives. At most, we'll stay away when we watch the show." 2."Low-Dimensional Revolution": Food and fodder 3."The Strongest in the Team Will Die"[Completed] * Curse setting is more interesting, suitable for fast food/casual relaxation. 1. A novel with interesting settings for the main character team. Because of the curse mechanism, the strongest person in the team would be unlucky. Therefore, the stronger a person was, the more they could suppress themselves and only display a lower level of strength. (The weakest are the strongest) 2. It was quite interesting to explore the plot of the curse along the way, especially when it came to pulling people into the team to block the curse and their teammates. But the ending was rather rushed. 4."The Post-Transmigrator Era":"I'm a student, can you give it to me?" He brought Guo Junqi a second-hand system. This system brought him literary works from another world and could bring him through these worlds. However, these worlds were all second-hand, and the other transmigrators had left their traces behind. There was Huang Feihong, who was open-minded and knowledgeable. There was also Ye Wen who practiced boxing and used a spear. He was "half-human, half-ghost, the best spear master"… 5:"What era is it now? You still want to travel through the main god's space?""We are a team, a team!" "We are a team of wolves. We must have the spirit of unity and hard work like wolves!" "A few storylines ago, I had just arrived in the Creator's Space. It was just two sets of clothes. My teammates and I were ambitious and prepared to go all out. Who knew that in less than two worlds, his teammates had already run out! On average, you have to run several teammates in one world." "The Sovereign said that I was a single general who had accomplished the feat of withering ten thousand bones! However, I don't agree. Since we've come to the Main God's Space, we have to control our own fate. The next world is coming soon. You have been with me for the shortest time and have the strongest abilities! You guys can choose the path yourselves!" Tang Chi tried to persuade her teammates, but her teammates did what they were supposed to do. Some of them played games, some put on makeup, and one of them snored. "I know, Captain, you're so long-winded!" One of them said respectfully. Sigh…This God's Space is more like a pig-rearing space. Book Group: 857504137 6."Strange News of a Taoist in Tokyo": He had the skills to slay dragons, but there were no dragons to slay. His domestic counterparts switched careers. Some of them were live-streaming, while others opened milk tea shops. Qian Xiaoyi had no choice but to come to the international metropolis of Tokyo alone. This was the paradise of exorcists! (There are already two million words of work,"Maoshan Professional College welcomes you." If you think the update is slow, you can take a look.) 7:"I'm Not a Counselor, I Survive at the End of Han Dynasty": Note: The protagonist of this book, Xu Shu, is a native of the end of Han Dynasty, and he is assisting the Han route. In the first year of Xingping, Xu Shu, who was avoiding the military disaster, met a person who claimed to be a transmigrator. He told Xu Shu that he had to choose the Lord of True Life in order to help the Han Dynasty, so Xu Shu, who should have fled south, turned back east in a daze and embarked on the fork in his life. This year, heroes rose up in the world, and the world was in constant war. The rivers and mountains were devastated. In the eyes of the transmigrators, the golden spears and iron horses were the dragon's pool and tiger's cave that Xu Shu had to face. What he had to do was to survive first and then study the usage of the transmigrator. Before he found Liu Bei, he had to make himself stronger than in history. [Xu Shu: I don't know much, but don't lie to me…] 8:"Comprehensive Martial Arts: What kind of hero are you worthy of working for me?" At the beginning, his master died, leaving a little sister behind. What if the enemy came? Don't panic. Ji Yuanhe had a spirit mirror that could cross worlds to recruit playmates. They didn't have to pay and only let them work for free! If traditional sects couldn't handle it, then they would recruit people. Every department manager should be a professional in all aspects. Group ID: 881962145 (Summoning style, Wuxia style, Heavens, not considered a special living style) (Originally, I wanted to write some characters from old Wuxia dramas. Other than Jin Yong's character, the current progress of the Snowflake Divine Sword will be followed by Meteor Butterfly Sword, East Parting Sword Travels, Golden Light, Xiao Yi, and some more unorthodox Wuxia characters. 9:"Being a Boor in a Wuxia Word Game":"May I ask what is the most crucial secret behind your achievements today?" All kinds of lights shone on Chu Junhui's face, and his calm expression was deeply imprinted in history. "Reckless! How can you not be reckless when playing Wuxia games!" …… The two word games and the extraordinary power of projecting reality had turned the Blue Planet upside down. The main character of the game was the word "Gou", which meant "Yun Dan Feng Qing Yi". In a Wuxia game, the main character of the players was 'Reckless.' 10:"My Slow Infinite Journey": 75 points. Currently, it's considered a slow hit. The main character's ability is inclined towards the late stage. There might be a female lead. I feel that the emotional scene is a little abrupt. The current world of the Sword God's Domain wants to engage in an industrial revolution and then convinced Hayaba Akihiko. 11:"In the World of My Friend's Journey":"It's impossible to be famous" "It has to be smashed." "If you can touch a fish, you should touch it." --Lu Yu You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.

The stories in it probably have characters doing silly things. Such as a child trying to fit into a toy box because they thought it was a magic box that could take them to a new world. They are full of these kinds of comical and naive actions that make people laugh.

Sure! There was a little squirrel that once tried to steal a big walnut from a bird feeder. It climbed up, but the feeder was swinging so much that it just couldn't get a good grip. In the end, it tumbled down and sat there looking all confused, which was really hilarious.

One of the interesting ones is about a kid who tried to teach his grandma how to play video games. The grandma was so confused and ended up pressing all the wrong buttons, making the character on the screen do the silliest things. It was a really cute and funny story.

In 'the register funny stories', there's this story about a couple who got lost on their way to their own wedding. They took a wrong turn and ended up at a completely different venue. They had to quickly call everyone and redirect them. It's a story full of chaos and humor, and it's quite interesting as it shows how even the most important days can have unexpected and funny twists.

Funny Zen stories usually carry a message of acceptance. They show that in Zen, all things are as they are. For instance, a story could be about a clumsy novice monk who keeps dropping things. Instead of scolding him, the master says it's all part of the learning process, teaching us to accept our own imperfections and those of others.