funny risk management stories

“So, you have been lying to me all this time?” She raised her head and realized that the face of her senior brother, one who she knew so well, was unfamiliar and scary. “What are you talking about?” Her senior brother scoffed and shook his finger. “All I can say is that none of you knew who I really am.” He then turned around and walked towards the Sky Throne, a symbol of absolute power. Master Sword Aura, Sea of Flame, Star Light… The dozens of skills that were used to stop the man from approaching the Sky Throne simply bounced off him. All the skills simply vanished into thin air. “No!” Xu Yingling bit her lip and turned to look at An Zhisu and Shi Liuli. They exchanged glances. All the despair, sadness, fear, and even love, were now meaningless. The only thing that was important at the moment was to stop that man. ... A cultivation novel. The main character used his cheat ability, Time Travel, to secretly live among all the powerful sects while learning their skills. He eventually managed to gain the power to approach the Sky Throne and become an immortal. However, it seemed that things weren’t going as smoothly as he had planned…"

Li Wei accidentally obtained a simulator that allowed him to manage a family of cultivators. He discovered that the descendants in the game would offer him strange and unique sacrifices. "Thanks to the ancestor for the gift, our family has become the most powerful family!" "Hurry up and offer a sacrifice to the ancestor. Please accept this spiritual weapon!" "Ancestor, we have already conquered the immortal world!" Then, one day, the descendants of the Li family, who had been in the game, appeared on Earth in grand flying boats. Under the astonished eyes of the entire world, these descendants paid homage to Li Wei in great numbers. "Welcome our ancestor home!"

Gu Ji, a cadet at the SWAT Academy, downloads a game called Crisis Management. After he clicks it, he has been thrown into the game's world. After he beats an instance, the same event would happen in the real world. "Your Choice： Stamina Boost (Small)】or【Combat Specialization (Small)】“

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Become a prophet? Recruiting the most outstanding individuals to eradicate demons? Leading the holy army in the extermination of evils? Or you can choose to become the demon lord instead. Create your own subordinates, even shape them according to your wishes. You can also build a dreaded kingdom of darkness and make an army of chaos. You have to pick one of those options in the VR game "Mistrea: A Fantasy Management Sim Game of Light and Dark." The second choice appeals to Ethan Alexander more. To be a good citizen in the real world, he had to follow the rules; why would he do so in a fantasy realm? Thus, in the world of magic and fantastic creatures, he was reborn as Vorn, the demon lord. But that doesn't mean he'll launch campaigns of heinous human slaughter right away. It would be no fun for him to rule over a ruined world. That means that those who worship him will be scarce. He wanted to be adored, hailed and regarded as equal to God by many people. He will keep using methods that are not constrained by any rules. The evil way, but not always violent, and more fun. --------- This story will have some steamy scenes, but those are not the main focus. Main protagonist's women won't get cucked by others. No yuri. I consider this novel a multiple protagonist story. So, there will be POV switches. There will be some dark jokes, so don't be surprised. For some character artworks visit my server: https://discord.gg/ABZFh6cBPM

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

Jung Sunwoo was an average man. He had just taken his first job at W&U, a celebrity management company, as a manager. He could finally achieve his dream of being the manager of a world-famous actor or actress. On his way to work, he fell into what appeared to be a lucid dream about his future. As he went on with his day, he realized it may not have simply been a lucid dream. --------------------------------------------------- Hey guys SakuraMoon here this is a a novel that I translated but if you want to see the original RAW's here you go :) http://novel.munpia.com/47247

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

UNDER HEAVY REVISIONS AND EDITING!!!! Disclaimer: Pic's not mine, all credits to its owner. ... Please try my other works too. Quick Transmigration: Saving The Crazy Villainess (male protagonist) The Sinners' Queen (not for people physically, emotionally, and mentally aged 19 and below)

Jiang Xinli was struck by lightning during an audition and transmigrated into the body of a spiritually powerless F-grade waste malicious Female Master. Good news: Upon opening her eyes, she immediately found herself with five handsome Beast Husbands. Bad news: The original owner committed numerous sins and was sentenced by the Interstellar Military Court to exile on the Deserted Star for 100 years! With the Female Master punished, the Beast Husbands were implicated. The five Beast Husbands, pushed to the limit, unanimously filed for divorce and even wished they could bury the original owner with them. To survive the path of exile, Jiang Xinli was forced to put on an act: The White Tiger Husband lacked a sense of security, so she deliberately clung to him, "Brother, don't go. I'm so lonely...I can't do without you." The Silver Wolf Husband was sensitive and suspicious, so she confessed all her concerns, "The thing I fear most in this life isn't life or death, but Brother not believing me!" The Green Snake Husband was a dark lunatic, so she acted weak to show her heartache, "Brother, if you torture others and there's revenge, it won't be good. I don't care about others, I'm just worried about you." The Black Panther Husband was irritable and easily angry, so she quickly soothed him with soft words, "Good brother, anger harms the body. If you truly can't let it go, just smack my palm, and I'll let you vent~" The Peacock Husband was quiet and self-abased, so she immediately encouraged him, "Brother, you're so amazing. How could there be such an outstanding husband as you in the world? I will treasure all the gifts you've given me for a lifetime!" As she continued her act, the five Beast Husbands fell deeply for her, and Jiang Xinli didn't expect that she'd just survived only to fall into the Asura field once again...