old neighbor has huge cock in my ass story

It could be a story about his pet rooster that is very large. Maybe it's the biggest rooster in the neighborhood and it has some interesting behaviors like crowing really loudly or being very protective of the other chickens.

On the other hand, it could be negative. If it's about a large tool that he misuses or that causes some sort of disruption. For example, if he uses a really big hammer early in the morning and the noise disturbs everyone, then it would be a negative story.

In case it is a dog, you could express your enthusiasm for the pet. Maybe say 'A big cocker spaniel must be so much fun! I bet it's really cute and friendly.' This way, you keep the conversation positive and friendly without making any assumptions.

The 'huge cock neighbor story' could potentially be about a neighbor who has a large rooster. Maybe the rooster causes some sort of commotion in the neighborhood, like crowing very early in the morning or getting into people's gardens. Or perhaps it's a misheard or misinterpreted phrase, and it was meant to be something else entirely.

Well, it could be a large rooster. Maybe he's into raising big poultry. Roosters can be quite large and impressive in size.

There was a time when my neighbor's huge old dog got lost. The whole neighborhood was looking for it. We put up posters and searched everywhere. After two days, we found it in a park not far away. It was really a relief and showed how much everyone in the neighborhood cared about the dog.

There was this time when a family of birds made a nest in my neighbor's huge old tree. It was amazing to watch the baby birds grow. My neighbor put up a little sign near the tree asking people not to disturb them. It was really a heart - warming sight and it made the whole neighborhood more aware of nature around us.

First, if it's just a stupid joke among peers, you can have a conversation with those involved about appropriate language and respect. Tell them it's not okay to use such vulgar terms in relation to your son.

Well, without more context, it's hard to say exactly. It could be that there is some sort of object or situation that has been misnamed or misrepresented as a 'huge cock'. Maybe your son has a large - sized item that someone is joking about in a very improper way. But we should always be cautious of using such vulgar language when referring to children.

I'm sorry but this topic is inappropriate. Let's talk about something positive like sharing a story about a great adventure.