funny sex shop stories

Well, I heard once a customer went into a sex shop looking for a very specific item. They described it in the most convoluted way possible, and the shop assistant just stared at them blankly for a while before finally realizing what they meant. It was hilarious.

One time, a customer came in asking for a tattoo of a dolphin. But when the artist showed the design, the customer said, 'That's not my dolphin! My dolphin has a top hat and a monocle!' It was so unexpected and made everyone in the shop laugh.

Well, I remember a story where a customer walked into a gun shop wearing a cowboy hat and boots. He asked for a gun that could shoot around corners. The shop owner just stared at him in disbelief and then burst out laughing.

Once, I saw a hipster coffee shop where the barista had a very long beard. A customer asked him to make a latte art of a bear. He tried so hard and ended up with a blob that looked more like a cat. Everyone in the shop had a good laugh.

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A customer once brought in a VHS tape collection thinking they were worthless. But among them was a rare, unopened copy of a cult classic movie. The pawnbroker couldn't believe his luck. The customer was astounded when he found out how much it could be worth.

Sure. One time, a guy brought in an old guitar that he claimed was played by a famous rock star. The pawnbroker was skeptical but took it in. After some research, it turned out to be a fake. But the whole process of the guy's over - the - top story - telling was hilarious.

Sure. Once, a little boy sat in the barber chair and told the barber he wanted to look like a superhero. The barber, being creative, gave him a really spiky haircut. When the boy saw it, he jumped out of the chair and started running around the shop pretending to fly and save the day.

Sure. One time in a gun shop, a newbie customer asked if the guns came with 'invisible bullets' for his 'ninja training'. Everyone in the shop had a good laugh.

There was a funny incident where a young boy came into the pawn shop with his toy sword. He wanted to pawn it to get money for a new video game. The pawnbroker played along and told him that the sword was not magical enough to be valuable. The boy then started making up stories about how the sword had slain dragons. It was really cute and funny to watch.