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"El Tío Maestro de Secta es solo un mortal, que casualmente tiene sus propias 'mil millones' de interpretaciones de varios hechizos". En la cima del Pico Brumoso, el discípulo mayor de la secta estaba educando a los nuevos principiantes. En ese momento, el Líder de la Secta Ye Feng, sosteniendo una brizna de hierba, la agitó suavemente, y un feroz Qi de Espada partió el cielo en dos, revelando una oscura grieta espacial difícil de sanar, aterrorizando a los dioses de arriba. El nuevo discípulo señaló al cielo, conmocionado: "¿Y me dijiste que el Líder de la Secta es solo un mortal?"

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"Le Maître de Secte n'est qu'un simple mortel, qui se trouve juste avoir ses propres 'milliards' d'interprétations de divers sorts." Au sommet du Pic Brumeux, le disciple senior de la secte éduquait les nouveaux débutants. À ce moment-là, le Chef de Secte Ye Feng, tenant une lame d'herbe, l'agita doucement, et un féroce Qi d'Épée fendit le ciel en deux, révélant une sombre fissure spatiale difficile à guérir, effrayant les dieux au-dessus. Le nouveau disciple pointa du doigt le ciel, choqué, "Et vous m'avez dit que le Chef de Secte n'est qu'un simple mortel ?"

What do you have when you have a socially awkward young girl given a system that has stumbled upon a secret of the world that wasn't meant to be discovered by someone like her? A recipe for disaster, that's what. Just how will Zoey Winters be able to survive in a world that seemed to have gotten much bigger than she already thought it was? Maybe learning boxing could help.

[Warning: Mature content/R18] Jack Morris lived for desire. As a notorious stripper in an exclusive women-only nightclub, he indulged in secret affairs and forbidden pleasures — especially with married women. But his thrill-seeking life ended the moment he got caught with the wrong wife. ‎ ‎Death wasn’t the end. ‎ ‎Reborn as Druski Hart, Jack awakens with a mysterious system known as S.E.X ONLINE — a twisted program that feeds on lust and rewards him with real money, influence, and intoxicating power for every sinful act he commits. ‎ ‎------------------------ ‎[Welcome to S.E.X ONLINE, host] ‎ ‎[Name: Druski Hart] ‎ ‎[Age: 24] ‎ ‎[Level: 0] ‎ ‎[Body count: 0] ‎ ‎[scenes: 0] ‎ ‎[Rank: 0] ‎------------------------- ‎What begins as a dream turns into an obsession. With every woman conquered, every porn scene shot, and every desire fulfilled, Druski climbs higher — turning sex into wealth and wealth into dominance. ‎ ‎Druski must build his own Adult Empire — one seduction at a time — before the cost of his desires consumes him completely. ‎ ‎----------------------------- ‎Additional tags ‎ ‎✓Smut/R18 ‎✓Harem ‎✓Game elements|Stats|Quests ‎✓Smart MC ‎------------------------- ‎(Release schedule) ‎ 2 chapters per day https://discord.gg/Q5yNMy3HQ

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Announcement: Hey'a—it's UelUel, your lazy and lousy PoruShark writer. Thank you for reading—Days of Dungeon: From Simple Quest to Strange Adventure This is an announcement regarding both good news and bad news. First, let's start with the bad news. I will be ending this book. It took more than a month for me to think about it, but I finally came to a decision. But don't worry, dear readers, for here is the good news. I will be giving Lynn and Arezu's story another go at WSA 2026. Yes—It means I will be writing a different version of Days of Dungeon. The new book will be titled—Beyond World's End Some events that happen in this book will still happen in the new version, but not exactly the same; the main difference, though, is that the story will start by revealing Lynn and Arezu's background. The supporting characters will still be the same, but there will be some changes to their backgrounds as well. That's all. Once again, thank you to all the readers who have supported this book until now. I hope you will continue to support the new book. *** A laid-back warrior who is patient enough to tolerate her audacity pairs up with a mischievous mage who is extremely curious and follows him everywhere. Together, they embark on simple quests, but somehow always end up on strange adventures. At first glance, they appear to be just a typical pair of adventurers, but both hide their own secrets. His is a sin he intends to bury with his death, while hers is a curse she will carry into her next life. Although they have come to terms with their fates, the discoveries they make during their time in dungeons will ultimately reveal their secrets. PoruShark Writer's Note: What to expect. 1. An annoyingly lovable female lead—like your moody girlfriend. 2. An honest-to-goodness male lead—like your dream boyfriend. 3. A slow reveal of the main characters’ backstories. 4. The writing might change from good to worst—worst to good—but this lazy and lousy author will try to improve. 5. Just like the title says—lots of simple quests that seem like basic fantasy stories, but lead to strange adventures. Please support the novel with gifts and power stones.

I'm Kenny Clark, German Descent. This is Miami, city of paradise, the City of Sin. Socialites packed in, drug lords running loose. This is the world of money and power, the realm of guns and death. This is the playground for opportunities and adventurers, the abyss of despair and helplessness. I'm just a kid from the chaotic slums. Until one day, fate underwent a dramatic change. My VR game turned into reality! My life has become one game instance after another! I can get everything! Passing the game instance, my physical fitness improves and I can gain countless abilities. Lock picking, piano, hand-to-hand combat, shooting... Until I'm standing at the top of the human pyramid. Wealth, power, women, they'll all become my prey.

A modern-day entrepreneur is reincarnated into a medieval realm teeming with magic and mythical creatures. Realizing the untapped potential for adult entertainment, he decides to revolutionize this conservative world by introducing an array of erotic services and products. From steamy illustrated materials and magical enhancements to exclusive live performances, his innovative ideas quickly capture the interest of the populace, sparking both admiration and controversy. As his adult empire flourishes, he faces fierce opposition from the church, which deems his endeavors immoral and launches relentless campaigns to shut him down. Undeterred, he uses his modern business acumen and newfound magical abilities to outsmart his adversaries, setting up secret networks and securing loyal allies. The novel follows his tumultuous journey, filled with exhilarating successes, devastating setbacks, and intense confrontations with powerful foes. Throughout his quest, the protagonist navigates internal team conflicts, betrayal, and competition from rival groups, all while infusing his creations with elements of humor, fantasy, and sensuality. With R18-rated scenes woven seamlessly into the narrative, the novel offers readers an enticing blend of erotic escapades and a gripping tale of ambition and resilience in an enchanting, fantastical world. Author's Note:- Thank you for visiting my novel page. Chapter 6 , 7, 14, 15, 32 & 66 are a bit more erotic. Proceed with caution. Discord link:- https://discord.gg/Bu9vph4W

A man played an immersive game that he started playing thanks to his brother. With his brothers help, he got an overpowered build on his character. Unfortunately, his brother died and he stopped playing the game alltogether because it reminded him of his brother. One day he hears that the game is about to get shut down, and he goes there to say farewell to the thing he and his brother spent so much time on. But when the moment where he was supposed to be logged out, he finds himself still in his character. Strangely the NPCs start talking more freely and that the capital city where they were on was suddenly in a strange forest. What will he do in this new environment? What will a man, who is used to being the one being ordered around, do when given a task where he is in charge? What kind of people will he meet? (Note that the setting starts kind of like Overlord, the anime/novel. Don't take it to mean that it is anywhere near that level.) Surprisingly many parental figures appear in the series, mostly fatherly, though not exemplary.