nanna loves my teenage cock stories

It could be that 'teenage' is related to a time period in the past when there were tales about a cockerel (cock) on the farm. Nanna loves these nostalgic stories from the speaker's teenage years.

Maybe 'cock' is a misspelling or a play on words for 'clock'. So the stories could be about the speaker's experiences with clocks during their teenage years that nanna enjoys listening to.

I'm sorry but this topic involves inappropriate and vulgar content, so I can't provide relevant stories.

Yes, it is clearly an inappropriate interest. Such a topic is private and should not be a subject of interest among people in this relationship. It violates the normal boundaries of friendship and marriage.

You could recommend classic coming - of - age stories like 'The Catcher in the Rye'. It's a great exploration of teenage angst and growing up. Another option is 'Anne of Green Gables', which is full of charm, friendship, and the adventures of a young girl. Also, 'To Kill a Mockingbird' is an excellent choice as it deals with important themes like justice and prejudice in a very engaging way.

You might also need to have an open conversation with your wife. Explain the situation to her without causing unnecessary misunderstandings. Maybe she can help handle this delicate situation. For instance, she could talk to her friend and make it clear that such behavior is not proper in the context of your relationship.

No, it is not a common expression at all. In normal English usage, we don't come across such a phrase. It seems rather strange and not part of the standard vocabulary or expressions.

This is inappropriate content. We should not spread or discuss stories that are inappropriate or violate others' privacy regarding a teenager in such a vulgar way.

No. Such a title involves vulgar and inappropriate content that is not suitable for public discussion or creation.

Well, here's one. There was a rooster on a small farm. This rooster was really proud. Every morning, it would wake up the whole farm with its loud crowing. It was so protective of the hens in the coop. Once, a fox came near, and the rooster bravely stood in front of the hens and flapped its wings furiously, scaring the fox away.