funny software engineering stories

"Technology changes life, making the world a better place." Firmly believing this statement, Li Er died from nuclear radiation and began his journey across different worlds-- "It's not me who is wrong, it's the world. Let's start by taking down Arasaka." "Impressive Cyber Prosthetics, good thing my Cybertron Prosthetics are not bad either."

Qi Ming woke up to find that he had transmigrated. He had become a disciple of the Green Cloud Peak, one of the twelve peaks of the Heaven Enlightenment Sect. Fortunately, the "AFK Farming Software" was activated and changed his life. "Ding!" "You had been AFK Farming for seven days in the game dungeon 'Shu Mountain Ancient Path'. You have cleared the game dungeon seven times. You have obtained: 1 Seven Star Sword, 1 Sword Kinesis Technique, 1 Top-Grade Foundation Establishment Pill, and 630 Low-Grade Spirit Stones." ... "Ding!" "The Green Cloud Qi Refinement Art has been cultivated for a day. Your cultivation progress has increased. You will break through to the next level after 10 days of AFK Farming." ... Qi Ming was tired of cultivating. It was too dangerous out there, so he could only cultivate through the AFK Farming Software every day in the sect. Eventually, Qi Ming reached Foundation Establishment, followed by Golden Core, and subsequently Nascent Soul. He... became invincible?

Qi Ming wachte auf und stellte fest, dass er transmigiert war. Er war zu einem Schüler des Grünen Wolken-Gipfels geworden, einem der zwölf Gipfel der Himmlischen Erleuchtungssekte. Glücklicherweise wurde die "AFK Farming Software" aktiviert und veränderte sein Leben. "Ding!" "Du hast sieben Tage lang AFK Farming im Spiel-Dungeon 'Uralter Pfad des Shu-Berges' betrieben. Du hast den Spiel-Dungeon siebenmal gecleart. Du hast erhalten: 1 Sieben-Sterne-Schwert, 1 Schwert-Kinese-Technik, 1 hochgradige Grundbildungspille und 630 niedriggradige Geist-Steine." ... "Ding!" "Die Grüne Wolken Qi-Verfeinerungskunst wurde einen Tag lang kultiviert. Dein Kultivierungsfortschritt hat sich erhöht. Du wirst nach 10 Tagen AFK Farming zur nächsten Stufe durchbrechen." ... Qi Ming war des Kultivierens müde. Es war zu gefährlich da draußen, also konnte er nur jeden Tag durch die AFK Farming Software in der Sekte kultivieren. Schließlich erreichte Qi Ming die Grundlagenerrichtung, gefolgt vom Goldenen Kern und anschließend der Keimseele. Er... wurde unbesiegbar?

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

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This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Phillip was the CTO of the largest mechanical engineering firm in the world. One morning, on his way to work, he died in an accident—only to awaken in an alternate Earth as the third son of the Duke of Wellington in the United Kingdom. But this new world was devoid of modern technology. There was no indoor plumbing, no electricity, no power grids, no appliances, transportation still relied on horse-drawn carriages. To a mechanical engineering genius, living without these conveniences was unbearable. If they didn’t exist, he would build them! Yet innovation never comes without cost. As Phillip begins introducing modern technology, he finds himself entangled in webs of politics and conspiracy. How will he protect himself from nobles who seek to use him for their own ambitions?

Jiang Xiaobai's mobile phone had a reading software called Golden House. As long as one read books, one could get various rewards. "Congratulations on reading 100,000 words and getting 10 million in cash." "Congratulations on reading five books. You've obtained the honorary title of 'Beginner's Glimpse' and the reward of the primary Sanda grappling technique." "Congratulations on reading one million words and getting one billion in cash." "Congratulations on reading ten books. You've obtained the honorary title of 'Well-read' and the reward of one hundred years of internal strength cultivation." ... "Congratulations on opening the mall. Limited-time purchase: Ten-second Perspective Talisman, Hundred-times Strong Pill, Instant Recovery Pill, Time Stopping Card..." ... He was the most knowledgeable scholar in the world, the scholar with the most personal wealth, the scholar with the strongest martial power, and the scholar with the most beautiful wife... Millions of journalists around the world were enthusiastically surrounding him, asking for the secret of success. He gently touched the head of his daughter who just returned from the third space of the universe in a star destroyer and said slowly: "Read more books. Knowledge is wealth. Knowledge is power. Knowledge is the source of all success!"

So, Gen Chol is your average civil engineering dropout except, you know, he's dead. One minute he's failing his dad's legacy, the next he's getting pancaked by a steel beam kun and waking up in a world that runs on magic and monsters instead of concrete and steel. But here's the thing about Gen: he's got a stubborn streak a mile wide and a promise to his old man that he can't shake. So when he figures out that this fantasy world's real estate market has one hell of a fixer-upper, the literal most dangerous continent on the map he sees as Prime Real estate Cue the shenanigans. There are fights with creatures that definitely didn't sign a zoning permit, romantic entanglements that complicate his foundation work, and a whole lot of improvising because nobody here knows what reinforced concrete is. Gen's trying to construct a kingdom from scratch using engineering know-how, questionable diplomacy, and more luck than any dead college kid deserves. Will he actually pull it off? Or is this just a spectacularly elaborate way to die twice? Guess you'll have to read to find out.