funny walmart greeter stories

There was a Walmart greeter who was known for his amazing animal impressions. One day, an elderly couple walked in with their little dog. The greeter made a dog barking sound that was so realistic, the dog started looking around all confused. It was hilarious and the couple couldn't stop smiling.

There was this Walmart greeter who was known for his amazing dance moves. Every time a customer entered, he would do a little jig. One day, a little kid joined him and they had an impromptu dance - off right at the entrance. It was really funny and made the whole store feel so lively.

A rather disturbing Walmart greeter horror story involves a greeter who had some really unhygienic habits. They were constantly coughing and sneezing without covering their mouths near the entrance. And when customers would try to avoid them, they would get offended and start making mean comments. It was a really unpleasant experience for those who just wanted to do their shopping in peace.

A funny incident could be when a Walmart greeter mistakes a mannequin for a real person and starts having a full - blown conversation with it. He's asking it how its day is going and all. When he finally realizes it's not a real person, his face turns bright red and he just starts laughing at himself. This would surely be a hilarious sight for the shoppers nearby.

Sure. I heard about a Walmart greeter who would greet people in different accents every day. One day, he greeted a customer in a thick Scottish accent and the customer, who was actually from Scotland, was so surprised and amused that he stood there chatting with the greeter for a good ten minutes. It was a really unique and funny encounter.

Sure. I heard of a greeter who would tell inappropriate jokes to customers, especially to women. It made the customers feel harassed and unwelcome. Some even complained to the management but it took a while for the store to take action.

One time at Walmart, there was a guy who tried to steal a big flat - screen TV by hiding it under his coat. But the TV was so big that it made him look like he had a huge boxy hump on his back. The security guard spotted him right away and he ended up running into a display stand trying to escape. It was hilarious.

At one Walmart, they had a security guard who was really good at his job. One day, he saw a man acting suspiciously near the electronics section. The guard followed him quietly. When the man tried to slip a small camera into his pocket, the guard immediately came up behind him and said in a really deep voice, 'I don't think that belongs to you.' The man was so startled he nearly jumped out of his skin. It was quite funny to see his reaction.

Once, I saw a customer at Walmart trying to fit an enormous inflatable pool into a tiny shopping cart. The pool was half the size of the cart and sticking out all over. He just kept pushing it around, knocking things over, with this determined look on his face.

There was this Walmart associate who was working in the clothing section. A customer asked him where they could find a very specific type of shirt. The associate was so eager to help that he ran all over the store looking for it. After a long search, he finally found it in a completely different section than where he thought it should be. When he showed it to the customer, the customer burst out laughing at how out of breath and flustered he was.