Gaslighting A Deity-Level Being
Look. I already died once. I woke up here as some merchant’s kid in a medieval fantasy world.
"...Err... Where’s my cheat skill? System? HUD? ...Wtf?"
Nothing.
So I thought, why not? Screw it. No point worrying about dying again, so I just treated this whole thing like a video game. I leveled up, in my head at least, did quests, shamelessly looted anything that sparkles... you know, gamer stuff.
And because I spent my whole past life playing games, reading books, and binge watching things, I figured I might as well use all that as "experience." Or maybe just as a giant list of excuses to do whatever.
Then I met her. The goddess. The one everyone else fears and trembles before. But me?
"Final boss? Wait no... Ah. Yep. Clearly a dating sim. 100%."
So I flirted... Duh..
So here I am, with a romantic deity, gaslighting a divine being into thinking I know what I’m doing, and treating this world like an RPG. Hey, don’t judge, no one told me the rules. If I’m going down, Whatever. I’m going down reckless and overconfident.