let me tell you a little story

Sure, I'm all ears.

The story is about a big bad wolf who wants to get into the little pigs' houses. The first little pig builds a house of straw. The wolf comes and says 'little pig little pig let me in'. The pig says 'not by the hair of my chinny chin chin'. So the wolf huffs and puffs and blows the house down. The pig runs to his brother's house which is made of sticks. The same thing happens there. Finally, they run to the third pig's house made of bricks. The wolf tries but can't blow this house down and in the end, the pigs are safe.

Well, I'd like to hear a funny story. You know, something that can make me laugh out loud.

It could be either. Meme - related stories can be really funny. Since memes are often created for humor, the story might be full of comical situations involving the 'little shit' character. But it could also be serious in a way. Maybe it's a story about how the meme is used to convey a deeper message, like representing the underdog or the rebel in society.

Well, it could be a funny story about my pet dog. Once, my dog chased its own tail for hours and it was so hilarious.

It could be a happy story indeed. For instance, it could be a story of a community coming together to build a beautiful park for everyone to enjoy, and there were lots of fun and positive things that happened during the process.

Well, it could be about a great adventure. Maybe it involves a hero going on a quest to save a princess from a dragon.

It could also be that the 'lobbyst bible' is a metaphorical term. Maybe it represents the unwritten rules and strategies that lobbyists use. The story could then be a cautionary tale about what not to do in the lobbying world. For instance, it might be about a lobbyist who ignored these so - called 'bible' rules and ended up causing a scandal or ruining their reputation in the industry.

Yes, I'm ready. I can't wait to hear it.

Yes, it might be a happy story. Maybe kutti has just found his long - lost family and they are all having a big celebration.