funny valentines day sex stories

A young boy on Valentine's Day gave his teacher a Valentine's card that was actually meant for his mom. It said 'You're the best mom ever'. The teacher just laughed and gave him a big hug. It was really cute and funny.

Sure. One story is about a guy who decided to make a grand romantic gesture. He filled his girlfriend's room with heart - shaped balloons while she was at work. But he miscalculated the number of balloons and when she opened the door, she could barely get in as the balloons pushed her back. It was chaotic but hilarious.

Here's another one. A woman thought it would be funny to send her long - distance boyfriend a singing telegram on Valentine's Day. She hired a guy to sing a love song at his workplace. But the singer got the wrong floor and serenaded an elderly gentleman instead. Everyone had a good chuckle about it in the end.

One Valentine's Day, a guy decided to surprise his girlfriend by cooking her a special dinner. He had never really cooked before but was determined. He ended up burning the steak so badly it was like a black rock. But when his girlfriend saw the effort he put in, she just laughed and they ordered pizza instead. It was a funny and memorable Valentine's Day.

Once on Valentine's Day, a guy decided to surprise his girlfriend by dressing up as a giant teddy bear. He waited outside her house. But when she came out, she was so startled that she sprayed him with pepper spray thinking he was some sort of strange intruder. Luckily, he quickly took off the costume head and revealed himself. They ended up laughing about it all day.

Sure. Here's one. A guy was so nervous on Valentine's Day to give his girlfriend a gift. He hid the box of chocolates in his coat. But when he went to hug her, the chocolates got all squished between them. His girlfriend just laughed and they ate the flattened chocolates together.

Sure. One Valentine's Day love story is about a couple who had been dating long - distance for a year. On Valentine's Day, the man secretly flew to the woman's city. He showed up at her doorstep with a bouquet of her favorite flowers and a hand - written love letter. She was overjoyed and they spent the whole day exploring the city, going to their favorite cafes and just enjoying each other's company. It was a simple yet very romantic day for them.

On Valentine's Day, a girl sent her boyfriend a box of cookies she made herself. She was so proud of them. But when he opened the box, he found that the cookies had all melted together into one big cookie blob. Instead of being sad, they named it the 'Valentine's Blob Cookie' and shared it while laughing about how it looked.

Sure. One Valentine's Day, a guy decided to write a love poem for his girlfriend. He worked really hard on it, but when he read it to her, he accidentally read it in the wrong order. It made no sense at all, and they both ended up laughing hysterically instead of having a sappy moment.

A young couple had been dating for a while. For Valentine's Day, the girl had always dreamed of a picnic under the stars. So the boy planned it all out. He found a secluded spot in a park, set up a cozy blanket, and brought all her favorite foods. As they ate and talked, he pulled out a handmade scrapbook filled with pictures of them and little notes about why he loved her. It was a very personal and romantic Valentine's Day celebration.