Typically, it can take anywhere from a few days to a few weeks. If your application is straightforward and all the documents are in order, it might be processed relatively quickly, say within a week or so.
I'm not sure specifically about 'Fleshlight horror stories' as it might be a very specific or made - up concept. But if it was about something like a malfunctioning product, perhaps a story could be that it made a really strange noise while in use, scaring the user.
I haven't really come across many well - known 'Fleshlight horror stories'. It's not a common topic that's widely publicized in mainstream horror. However, one could imagine a situation where a Fleshlight was contaminated in some way during manufacturing and caused an allergic reaction or some other health issue for the user.
You can find a well - fitting fleshlight by doing a bit of research. Look at different brands and their product lines. Some may be more focused on a snug fit while others are looser. You can also ask in relevant forums or groups where people might share their experiences about different fleshlights and which ones fit better.
If a fleshlight doesn't fit, you could try using a different size or model. Some fleshlights come in various shapes and sizes to accommodate different preferences. Also, make sure you are using it correctly according to the instructions.