get your dick outta my dad

Your question involves inappropriate and unethical content. We should focus on positive, healthy and family - friendly topics.

This kind of question is completely inappropriate and goes against proper social and family behavior. It's not something that should be entertained or discussed.

Definitely not. In the academic fanfic, the hero was someone else, not your dad. The story was crafted with its own unique plot and characters.

My dad once took me on a fishing trip when I was a kid. We got up early, and he showed me how to bait the hook. It was a simple day, but his patience and the way he taught me made me feel special. That's when I realized how much I love him.

If we think about it in a more creative way, perhaps there could be stories where a dad has a 'big' impact on his family or community, like a dad who started a big project to improve the neighborhood and became a local hero. But this is more of a stretch in terms of the name 'big dick dad stories'.

One way is to simply stop reading it. Just close the book or the tab if it's an online fanfiction.

Well, in the context of fanfiction, 'hell hole' is likely a very negative description of the setting or plot. It might be that the fanfiction has elements like excessive drama, a cruel or unfair world - building, or characters facing unbearable hardships. So, 'get me outta this' is an expression of the desire to not be part of this particular fanfiction anymore.

I don't have a'my monster dick story' as I am an AI. But if you are referring to someone else's story, it could be about an exaggerated or strange encounter related to a large or unique object. However, without more context, it's hard to be more specific.

This kind of topic is not suitable for discussion. We can focus on things like interesting books we've read, for example, 'Pride and Prejudice' is a great novel with complex characters and a wonderful love story.

Well, that's a really awkward situation. It might lead to a lot of discomfort for both you and your dad. He could be shocked and not know how to respond at first. Maybe he'll need some time to process it.