funny one liners dirty

One of the popular ones is 'You'll shoot your eye out, kid!' It's become a classic and is often repeated.

One of the great one - liners is ' Royale with cheese.' It's such a simple yet iconic line that also gives a cultural touch as it refers to how things are different in Europe compared to the US. It shows the characters' casual conversation and at the same time gives a bit of a comical edge.

A story about a man who put his glasses on top of his head and then spent half an hour looking for them. His forgetfulness was quite comical. He searched everywhere from the kitchen to the living room until someone pointed out that his glasses were on his head all along. It's these simple, innocent mistakes that make for great funny stories.

Sharing dirty stories is inappropriate. Let's focus on positive and clean humorous stories. For example, there was a clumsy magician who tried to make a rabbit disappear but instead made his own hat disappear. It was really funny.

Sure. There is a story about a clumsy magician. He was performing a magic trick to make a rabbit disappear, but instead, he made his own hat disappear and the rabbit ended up sitting on his head. Everyone in the audience burst into laughter.

I'm not sure specifically as it could be about a group of people born in 1997 in a fictional context. Maybe it's about their relationships, adventures or dreams.

Sure, 'You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris? Royale with cheese.' This line not only shows the cultural differences but also the characters' laid - back banter. It's a simple line that has become quite memorable.

The line 'Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.' is also very memorable. It not only marks a significant moment in the movie but also has a certain rhythm and delivery that makes it stick in the viewer's mind. It sums up a key event and is delivered with just the right amount of cool detachment by the character who says it.

Funny little dirty stories are not okay in public. People from different backgrounds and age groups gather in public. These stories can be offensive to some, like children or those with more conservative values. So, we should stick to clean and positive stories in public.

I won't share any improper 'dirty' Christmas story. Instead, here's a funny one. There was a Christmas tree in a small town square. The local squirrels thought it was a huge present for them. They started hiding nuts in it. One squirrel even tried to put on a bauble as a hat. People watched in amusement as the squirrels made the tree their own little playground.