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Including cultivation and eccentric high-quality female novels: 1."Senior Brother, have you thought it through today?" Author: You Qian 2: I'm Really Not Cultivating, Author: Farm Girl 3: Help! I Became the Black Moonlight of a Sick Disciple, Author: Snow Demon Luo 4. Si Wu Ya, Author: Geng Lin 5:"I Just Want to Cultivate to Be an Immortal", Author: Linglong 6:"My Profession is Heavenly Tribulation", Author: Big Demon Fanfan 7."I'm Flying on a Sword in the Magic Academy", Author: Beiming Prefecture 8:"Falling on the Way of the Immortal", Author: Big Fish Wants to Fly 9:"The Snow on the Wall is Exquisite", Author: The Blindly Jumping Cameras 10:"My Tea House Connects to the Other World", Author: Red Silk Green Bean You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network. The following is an introduction to these novels: 1:"Senior Brother, have you thought it through today?" As the leader of the righteous path, sword cultivator Wu Hua had always had a problem. He was worried that his junior brother, who specialized in causing trouble and had severe gender cognitive disorder, would one day be invaded by his inner demons and embark on a path of no return. For hundreds of years, he had been staring at him in fear every day. It was only when he saw him advance all the way to the Incarnation Realm and finally successfully transcend the tribulation that he felt relieved. From then on, he no longer suppressed his cultivation. In just a hundred years, he reached the peak of the Incarnation Realm and welcomed the tribulation of ascension. Seeing that 80 of the 81 bolts of tribulation lightning had struck him, he was about to face the last bolt of tribulation lightning with his sword when the voice of his junior brother, who had already ascended, suddenly sounded in his ear. "Senior Brother! Help!" The next moment, he was dragged into another world. Wu Hua was speechless. Guo Guo (Junior Brother/Sister) was speechless. Master, please forgive this disciple for being unfilial. Today, I must clean up my family! He silently took out the frying pan that had been sealed for a hundred years… 2."I'm Really Not Cultivating": Important things have to be said three times. No CP, no CP, no CP. Su Yun went online and almost died after farming native NPCs for three days. He finally unlocked the correct mission mode and solved the mystery of his cheap father's background. His father said,"I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen!" What else could she do? If her father didn't listen, she wouldn't be able to complete this mission. She had always thought that she was just playing games casually, but one day, she suddenly realized that something was wrong with this world… 3: Help! She, Hua Qingyao, had her soul transmigrated into another world and became a vicious master with the same name. The original owner was ruthless and ruthless. He had single-handedly caused the sickly and rebellious disciple, Long Mochi, to turn dark. In the end, he was fed to piranhas, his bones were made into bedside tables, and his soul was made into a soul lamp. Fortunately, he had just taken in a disciple not long ago, so he could still be saved. At the same time, he would obtain the universal sign-in system and become stronger by signing in with the hot shots. Hua Qingyao was determined to teach his ruthless villain disciple to be a filial disciple. She laid down lazily."Disciple, I'm thirsty." In the next second, the Bejewelled Nectar was brought to her mouth. "Disciple, they say that I'm ugly and cause trouble." The moment he turned around, the enemy was tortured to the point of crying for his parents. 4."Si Wu Ya": The old country is still there, the person has passed away, and the flowers have fallen. I have been promised a lifetime of longing and tears in exchange for a world of peace. I never thought that a song of Si Wu Ya would stir up the bloody storm in the Jianghu again. 5."I just want to become an immortal": Mo Yue, who inexplicably transmigrated, expressed that since she was wearing it, she should be content. When Mo Yue, who could support herself, found out that she could cultivate, she said,"Don't stop me. I just want to cultivate." The path of cultivation was too dangerous and full of traps. Mo Yue decided to develop wretchedly. 6."My Profession is Heavenly Tribulation":"Female Lead Prizes Her Work" Jiang Qian, who had cultivated lightning techniques for 500 years, had finally entered Heavenly Court Corporation today! She had thought that she could become an immortal and become a Buddha, enjoying the fun of life. When she recalled the interesting things about cultivation, she was appointed to a new job in the Heavenly Court-Heavenly Tribulation. No one told her that she had to work part-time before the heavenly tribulation! --Small Theater-- He thought that he had nothing to do with His Highness other than official business… A somewhat familiar male immortal appeared in her residence. Her mortal heart, which had not moved in the past five hundred years, was moved… Ruoye: "Tribulation Monarch Jiang Qian, you did well this time. I'll reward you for going on a date with me." Jiang Qian was speechless. It was dangerous to brush up on performance, but it was even more dangerous to indulge in the beauty of the boss! If I had known that I would fall in love with someone, Jiang Qian said regretfully. She had stopped cultivating five hundred years ago. 7."I'm Flying on a Sword in the Magic Academy": As the once-in-a-thousand-year genius senior sister of the Shushan Immortal Alliance, Shi Daohan, she will represent the Shushan Sect to study at the Horagaga Magic Academy in the west. This is because after the three-year semester ends, she will be able to return to the Shushan Sect as an elder. What kind of sparks would be produced when the ancient Eastern Taoist mystic techniques collided with the magical magic of the West? 8.<<Immortal Path Pendant>>: This medicine cultivator has some potential. Doraemon in the cultivation world. With a hundred treasure bag, he could easily clear the levels, kill monsters, level up, and fall in love… However… Who was she? What was the seal on his left ear sealing? Who was he? Why was he searching so hard for the whereabouts of the immortal herb? The Divine East Seal, the Limitless Abyss, the Imprisonment Cave, and the Heaven Suppressing Orb. Who was behind all of this? Sighing: The red plum blossoms fall lightly on the mortal world I don't know where I fell on the immortal path It turns out that you are all chess pieces on this chessboard. 9:<<Snowy Pear Across the Wall>> Description: The little apothecary of Sun City is only at the Foundation Establishment Realm, but he can actually refine high-grade pills. What's more, he's even more amazing. It was said that the pill she refined could actually revive the dead and increase her cultivation! How strange! "Who asked me to be your master!" But I don't want you to be my master…" "Do you want to acknowledge me as your mother? Isn't this inappropriate?" "…I want you to be my wife…" "Hah! You really want me to be your mother…huh?" There was no sadomasochistic love, no immortal monarch who soared thousands of miles, no female protagonist with a negative IQ, only a life of crawling and rolling in this world of declining Taoism. 10:"My Tea House Connects to the Other World" In the bustling city, there was an antique teahouse that served Yang people during the day and Yin people at night. The so-called sinister people were dead people, but they also represented all kinds of demons and ghosts. And I am the owner of this teahouse, Dongfang Chu. "Mr. Dongfang, it's time." amp;quot; &amp;"Open the door and receive guests." amp;quot; At midnight, the gates to hell opened, and shady people from all eras entered this teahouse. Dongfang Chu traveled between Yin and Yang every day. At first, she was idle until the Black and White Impermanence came to her and told her that the vengeful souls in the underworld were complaining all day long. They wailed and howled, and they asked her to help resolve the resentful souls in the human world. Dongfang Chu was a businessman. He wanted benefits as soon as he rolled his eyes! The Black and White Ghosts reluctantly gave her thirty percent of the silver they had collected! With the ghost-catching manual given to her by the Black and White Ghosts, she accidentally stepped onto the path of eliminating demons and subduing demons! The charming Hundred Flower Ghost King wanted to take the snake demon that she cultivated, the fox demon that ate people's hearts, and the merman that was infatuated with her… Wait, why was there a devilish man staring at her and smiling? [Wonderful Theater] Dongfang Chu pouted and said unhappily,"How come you don't even know how to serve tea?" The corner of Bai Moli's mouth twitched, but then he put on an obedient expression and said,"Mr. Dongfang is right. I'll learn well now." The sinister person in the teahouse was so shocked that his jaw dropped. How did this Bai Moli, who had spread all over the demon world, become a servant in the teahouse? Dongfang Chu quietly whispered into Bai Moli's ear,"There's a new hotpot restaurant in the human world. Let's go eat there in two days." Bai Moli's mouth revealed a doting smile... I hope you like these novels.

There were novels similar to When Weird Is No Longer Weird: Book of Troubled Times, Author: Ji Cha 2:"Spiritual Realm Walker", Author: Xiao Langjun 3: The Tang's Table, Author: Jie and 2 4."King of Familiars", Author: Light Spring Flowing Sound Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation, Author: Mi Tian Building National Forensic Medicine, Author: Zhiniao Village 7:"Wait, Heroine." Author: Guan Guan Gongzi 8: Mantang Colorful, Author: Weird Cousin 9:"Hidden Dead Corner", Author: Get Lost Final Divine Duty, Author: Tuoba Goudan Beyond Time, Author: Er Gen "This Game Is Too Real." Author: Chen Xing LL Red Heart Sky Patrol, Author: What's the Matter? Ring of Destiny, Author: Squid Who Loves to Dive National Master of Ming Dynasty, Author: West Lake Encountered Rain Choose a Day to Ascend, Author: Otaku Pig 17:"Who's in Love After Rebirth?" Author: What's Wrong? Deep Sea Ember, Author: Yuantong Chapter 19: Cultivation in the Chaotic World of Demonic Martial Arts, Author: Wenplagiarism 20:"Who told him to cultivate!" Author: The Whitest Crow The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1."Book of Troubled Times": Holding a sword, drinking in Jianghu, slender waist and light palm. The young man carried a long saber on his shoulder and hung wine on his waist. He strode forward, but the Jianghu in his heart was vaguely difficult to see. Turning a page in the book of troubled times, it would rain for decades in the Jianghu. Suddenly looking back, the world has been split into pieces. 2."Spirit Realm Walker":"Spirit Realm Walker" was a book that made people's eyes light up. There was no trace of a routine, and the style of writing was relaxed and not oppressive. I like this type of book very much. It inspires people and makes me think about life, emotions, psychology, society, history, and so on. The setting of this book was very attractive, and the author's writing was very smooth, giving people a pleasant reading experience. Although there were some minor problems with the plot setting of the previous game, it did not affect the overall reading experience. You can read it when there's a shortage of books. It definitely won't disappoint you. "Spirit Realm Walker" by the newspaper seller was a sci-fi novel about evolution and mutation. It was a fascinating story about the spirit realm from ancient times to the present. Whether it was in terms of ranking, author level, number of guild leaders, number of golden guild leaders, number of fans, total word count, or the end date, this book was very worthy of recommendation. If you like sci-fi and spirituality, then this book will definitely give you a different reading experience. 3."The Tang's Table": 86 points licorice It was obvious that Brother Two was a loyal believer of Jack London. His novels always had small animals, and the style of writing was more like Ancient Dragon. It focused on depicting human nature, but it was more old-fashioned than Ancient Dragon. In fact, Ancient Dragon was also a believer of Jack London. If Yue Guan was Jin Yong, it would be very difficult to surpass Yue Guan in history. The only way to change was to change the style of writing. Brother 2 was right to choose Gu Longfeng. To look at history and interpret history from the perspective of human nature, not to look at human nature and interpret human nature from the historical environment. After all, history repeated itself, but human nature had never changed! 4. King of Familiars: Interesting/Good In this new era of familiars, who could become the well-deserved king of familiars? Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation: Abandon the Book [Goldfinger: The protagonist travels through the game and remembers the plot.] Girlfriend: Many The protagonist had transmigrated into the game he was playing and became the son of the villain boss, Prime Minister. He remembered the plot of the game, but there were many things that he did not know about the game becoming a whole world. I felt that the plot of Tian Yan was a little deliberate. I originally wanted to kill someone with a borrowed knife, but the crazy woman was very crazy and didn't dare to borrow her knife. I originally wanted to run away, but I couldn't open the secret realm. Later, I could kill her if I met her in the illusion, but I couldn't kill her. Just like that Su Jinxuan from before, she could have been killed directly, but the author had set up many obstacles to prevent her from doing so. If he wanted to accept it, he would have to accept it. However, the protagonist was a person who would definitely have grudges against each other. The protagonist could not get along with the other party normally. He could not kill the other party if he wanted to, and there was no reason for him to accept it. It looked like he was dawdling and not decisive at all. In my opinion, in these 100 chapters, the main character is a noob, but everything goes smoothly. There's nothing to show off and slap his face. It's not good enough for me. However, it's better not to show off than to show off. It's not a bad point. Most of the time, the main character would look down and tease the other supporting characters. In the early years, he liked this kind of plot, but now, he could only feel the greasy feeling of being high above. In addition, perhaps it was because he had read too few chapters, although the female characters in the book had their own personality characteristics, they were like NPCs with well-defined personalities. They always felt that the image was thin and lacked spirituality. It felt that the main character stood too high. It was more interesting to see the daily life of the female characters. 6： National Forensics: The author's previous novel, The Great Doctor Ling, was written about forensic science. It was quite good. I liked the protagonist of this author the most. There would be a cheat, but the protagonist was not the kind of person who blindly used a cheat. There would be many highlights. In other novels, the cheat made me feel that I could do it myself. However, the charm of the protagonist in his novels even made me, a reader who knew that he had a cheat, like him. I always thought that if I were a passerby girl in the novel, I would probably like the protagonist too. Hahaha. I recommend everyone to fatten up together 7:"Heroine, Wait":"Rating":5 "Crap":8 Xiao Bai Wen + Wu Xia Wen + Shuang Wen + Invincible Style Set the emperor as a beauty, the prince as a beauty, the empress dowager as a beauty, the emperor's master as a beauty, the number one traitor, the number one cult master as a beauty, and the cult master's wife as a beauty. Hehe, there's only one handsome man left in the world I can only say that this book has a specific audience. It's fine as long as you know whether it's written for you or not. 8:"Mantang Colorful": The author's new book, historical text, the opening is very exciting 9."Hidden Dead Corner":"Hidden Dead Corner" is a fascinating novel. The author, Get Away, attracted the attention of readers with his unique style and creativity. The plot was tight, the protagonist's IQ was on the line, and the writing was smooth. It didn't feel too wild or too floating, making people focus on reading. The setting of the world was unique, and the plot design gave people a feeling of being a Masked Knight, giving people a fresh feeling. Although there might be some problems in the later stages, overall, this book was still worth recommending. 10."Final Divine Duty":"Final Divine Duty" is a rather good Deep Blue genre work. The cheat of this book was the dark blue system that could add points to attributes and skills. It left a deep impression on people. The author's writing style was very skilled, and the world setting was also very good. The various concepts and forces were very rich, and the timing of the author's introduction of these elements was also very appropriate. It did not give people the feeling of changing maps rigidly. The storyline was fascinating, and the protagonist was about to change maps to enter the official faction for the first time, which made people look forward to it. He hoped that the author could maintain this level of writing in the future to avoid the main character's combat power collapsing because of his unparalleled strength. This would maintain the challenge of the story. Overall,"The Final Divine Duty" was a highly recommended book, with a recommendation index of 82 points. I especially liked the part about mecha in the book. Although it was temporarily a world of high martial arts, this setting was very novel and made people look forward to what would happen next. Overall, I am very satisfied with this book. 11."Beyond Time": Heaven and Earth are the guest houses of all living beings, and time is a passer-by from ancient times to the present. The difference between life and death was like the difference between dreams and waking up. It was ever-changing and could not be questioned. Then, beyond life and death, beyond heaven and earth, beyond time, what awaits us? This was Er Gen's sixth novel after 'The Defiant Immortal',' Seeking the Demon','I Want to Seal the Heaven',' One Thought of Eternity 'and' Three Inches of Humanity.' 12:"This Game Is Too Realistic": Chen Xing's New Work, Not Bad, You Can Read It If There's a Shortage of Books "Red Heart Sky Patrol":"Red Heart Sky Patrol" was a novel about Xianxia that made one's blood boil. The author used his unique and innovative setting and the innocence of the protagonist, Zuo Guanglie, to show the readers a rich and unique world of Xianxia. The novel's unique feature was that it combined ancient, modern, divine, flying swords, and other Xianxia elements together to construct a dizzying and wonderful world. Zuo Guanglie's image was also very impressive. He had the heart of a child, was not afraid of strong enemies, was unyielding, did not forget his original heart, and did not let down his love. His path of cultivation was full of difficulties and challenges, but he used his perseverance and wisdom to break through the limits time and time again, becoming a legend of the Xianxia generation. If you were a fan of Xianxia novels,"Red Heart Sky Patrol" was definitely a masterpiece that you should not miss. It would bring you into a wonderful and wonderful world of Xianxia, allowing you to experience the charm and fun of the journey of cultivation with the protagonist. Come and read! Ring of Fate: The Secret World Part 2 In the year 1368, at the end of July, Crimson would descend from the sky. The Fool who didn't belong to this era, the mysterious ruler above the gray fog, the King of Yellow and Black who wielded good luck. 15:"Great Ming State Preceptor":[recommendation index] [keywords] popular science It was worth a look to read about all kinds of economic, historical, and other related knowledge under the guise of historical literature. (Five stars because I like popular science too much.) Forgotten again. 16:"Ascending on a Better Day": Liking Index: Ranking index: He forcefully pushed. House pig new book. Xu Xiaoruan was upright and kind, and Xiao Qi was from a scholarly family. Calm and open-minded touch porcelain bell, polite Yuan Weiyang. 17:"Who's Going to Fall in Love After Being Reborn": The writing is not bad, the plot is exciting! I'd like to call it "I really didn't want to be a sea king after being reborn as a bootlicker." Description: Struggle until you can't afford a house at the age of thirty-eight. If you want to get married, you have to pay 300,000 yuan as a betrothal gift. You have to live frugally for most of your life. Who earned the money? Jiang Qin, who had been reborn at the age of 18 with countless grievances, opened his eyes and the only thought was to start a business and make money. The first step was to snatch back the love letter, turn it over, and write three lines under the school belle's shocked eyes: No matter what, he couldn't work. If he could get rich, he would get rich. Money can be earned again, but conscience can be earned even more! The livestock of the society will never be slaves! As for love? Even dogs wouldn't talk about that! "Deep Sea Ember" is an unforgettable novel. The author brought the readers into a wonderful world full of horror and humor with his unique punk style. The protagonist of the story, Captain Duncan, and his crew, as well as the various strange things they encountered, made people laugh. Under the pen of the big eye, the terrifying scene became funny, and the existence of Captain Duncan also gave the reader a sense of security. Whether it was scary or funny, the author grasped it just right, making people unable to stop. This book is highly recommended! "Cultivating in the Chaos of the Demon Martial Arts World":[Blue Quality] The new book of the old web novel plagiarist, this time it was the infinite style and the cultivation style. In the beginning, the protagonist transmigrated to the cultivation world in the public examination hall and became a spirit farmer at the third qi layer. With his weak strength, he accidentally activated the golden finger of his second transmigration during a disaster. He had directly transmigrated from the world of immortal cultivation to a world where ordinary demons and mortals practiced martial arts. In the world of cultivation, he was an unremarkable cultivator. However, in this mortal Demon Martial World, he was not weak. He had the strength to collect all kinds of resources to arm himself. Thus, he began his path of cultivation. At the beginning, there was a feeling of two worlds being reversed. There would definitely be other worlds in the future. In short, those who were interested in plagiarism could pay attention to it. In terms of the completion of the novel, plagiarism was still very good. "Who told him to cultivate!" Work Status in the series There's no female lead now recommendation rate Four *** label easy reasonless funny theme Xian Xia Classic Xianxia plot This was a relatively peaceful cultivation world. The protagonist participated in the sect selection and joined the sect to cultivate immortality. With his indecent brain circuits, ridiculous cultivation talent, and various strange spells and strange ideas, he began to distort the story of the cultivation world. The full text is added with all kinds of creative, imaginative, and funny elements. If you like all kinds of absurd and nonsensical stories, you can come and take a look. The author already has an old book that has been selected as a one-star glory book. You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.

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I recommend the wuxia fantasy novel "What If My Wife Is a Demon" to you. The protagonist takes the wrong bus and becomes the legendary Xu Xian. His wife is a demon. The story focuses on describing the disputes and feelings between humans and demons. The plot is compact and exciting, and it's very attractive. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗

There were novels similar to "You're So Weird and Nice": 1."There's Something Wrong with This Beast Tamer Mistress." Author: Wait for me to release a two-color ball. 2:"Quickly wear the villain, he's a little obedient." Author: Miss Shi Sheng 3."Longevity Begins from the Forbidden Technique." Author: Super Little Erha 4."High Martial: My Exclusive Enhancement Refreshes Every Week." Author: Dream of 500 Million Girls The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1."Something's wrong with this Beast Tamer Mistress": Lu Lin, who had transmigrated to the apocalypse and diligently raised pigs, transmigrated again. This time, he discovered that he had arrived in a familiar world. Animals, plants, dead spirits, machines, elements, elves... Here, all extraordinary lifeforms could sign contracts with humans. Beastmasters were the mainstream in this world. Lu Lin said confidently. As a Homo Evolutis with rich experience in raising pigs in the wasteland, familiars? He was also very good at it! The other beastmasters were speechless. You're both beastmasters, why is there something wrong with your style! [There is a cheat, but there is no system.] 2."Quickly wear the villain, he's a little obedient":[1v1][Sweet Pet] In order to remove the curse, Jiang Zheng had no choice but to follow the system's instructions and complete the mission to remove the curse. [System 001 is at your service!] Jiang Zheng's eyes lit up,"Can you really serve me?" The System replied,[…Are you kidding? I have a mission for you to complete.] Jiang Zheng squeezed her hands,[No problem. Helping the female lead is my profession!] Saving the female lead is my responsibility! The System was speechless."…Wait, that villain isn't your responsibility…" Jiang Zheng thought,…I know that too! [But, Zhengzheng, you said you would take responsibility for me!] 3."Longevity begins with the extraction of forbidden techniques": Reincarnated into a high-level martial arts world, Chen Xuan activates the forbidden technique system and obtains exemption from the price of the forbidden technique. Faced with the cruel situation, he had to extract forbidden techniques and open the path of crushing forbidden techniques! Permanently forbidden technique, Ten Times Longevity Burning Saber Technique. The power of each slash was multiplied by ten times. The ultimate move was a normal attack! One-time use forbidden technique, Eight Gates, Ye Kai. Who could block this kick of Ye Kai! As he smoked, Chen Xuan realized that there was no one else who could stand shoulder to shoulder with him. He was the only one in the world! [4. High-Level Martial Arts: My Exclusive Enhancement Refreshes Every Week]: Wei Yiming transmigrated to the High-Level Martial Arts World and obtained the Cloud Top Chess, Golden Shovel Hex Enhancement Rune Goldfinger. Once a week, it would be strengthened with silver-grade runes, gold-grade runes, and colorful-grade runes. [Transformation Reformer: Immediately increase by one realm.] [Patient learning: Basic comprehension increased by 75%, cultivation speed increased by 25%.] [Pearl-like Lotus] increases attack power by 10% in battle, and martial arts attacks have a 45% critical hit chance. [Golden Egg],[Level Up],[Outstanding],[Golden Scale inventor],[Tons of Damage],[Well-deserved enjoyment]. Gambling… You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.

Sure. There was a man who found a strange key in his attic. It was made of a material he had never seen before. When he put it in his pocket, he started to hear faint whispers. He followed the sound to an old, abandoned house in the woods. The door opened with the key, and inside there was a room filled with floating orbs of light. He never knew what they were or how they got there.

Sure. 'The Metamorphosis' by Franz Kafka is quite a weird short story. In it, Gregor Samsa wakes up one day to find himself transformed into a giant insect. The story then follows his family's reaction to his transformation and how he tries to cope with his new form. It shows Kafka's unique view of alienation and the human condition in a very strange and unexpected way.

Sure. One weird Christmas story is about a family who woke up on Christmas morning to find all their presents floating in mid - air. They were so shocked that at first they thought they were still dreaming. Turns out, there was some strange magnetic field interference from a new power line installed nearby.

Sure. 'The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde' by Robert Louis Stevenson is a good start. It's a relatively short and easy - to - understand story about a man with a split personality, which is a very weird concept. Another option could be 'The Giver' by Lois Lowry. Although it's more of a dystopian novel, it has some really strange elements like the lack of color and emotions in the community at first. And 'The Little Prince' by Antoine de Saint - Exupéry has some very unique and thought - provoking, if not a bit weird, ideas about human nature and relationships.

Sure. Once there was a man who thought his pet chicken could talk. He spent hours every day having conversations with it. One day, he brought the chicken to a vet because he thought it had a sore throat from all the talking. The vet just stared at him in disbelief and told him chickens don't really talk. But the man was convinced his chicken was an exception.