No. Writing NSFW (Not Safe For Work) fanfic, especially involving such characters, is inappropriate as it often goes against ethical and moral standards. It can also be disrespectful to the source material and its intended audience.
You could write a friendly adventure fanfic where Peter and Quagmire team up to solve a mystery in their neighborhood. For example, they could work together to find a lost pet or figure out who is causing strange noises at night. This would focus on their friendship and the positive aspects of their characters.
One idea could be that they start a business together. Maybe a lawn mowing service in the neighborhood. They'd get into all sorts of comical situations, like accidentally mowing down Mrs. Pewterschmidt's prized flower beds. Another could be that they enter a local talent show together. Peter with his off - key singing and Quagmire with his...unique dance moves. It would be a riot.
One idea could be that Peter and Quagmire start a business together. They might open a bar where all sorts of crazy things happen. For example, they could have themed nights inspired by their wildest adventures in Quahog. Another plot could be that they get lost in the woods while on a hunting trip and have to rely on each other's skills to survive. Maybe they find a mysterious cave and discover something that changes their friendship forever.
They could start by sharing a common hobby like fishing. Spending time together on the lake, they'd bond over their catches and the ones that got away. This would be a simple start to building their relationship.
Lois could be a great addition. Her relationship with Peter and her reactions to his antics with Quagmire can add a lot of drama. Also, Cleveland. His calm and collected nature contrasts with Peter and Quagmire's craziness. His interactions with them can lead to some really funny moments.
One possible 'meg x quagmire fanfic' could be about Meg finally getting some real friendship from Quagmire. Maybe it starts with Meg being bullied at school and Quagmire, in an unexpected moment of kindness, stands up for her. This could lead to a series of adventures where they bond over shared interests like a love for old movies or a certain type of music.
One common theme is mystery and adventure. Given the nature of the 'A Series of Unfortunate Events' world, many fanfictions will have Duncan and the reader embarking on some sort of mystery - solving journey.
First, you need to understand the characters. Meg is often the outcast, shy and a bit naive. Quagmire is more of a wild, woman - loving character. Start with a simple idea, like Meg asking Quagmire for help with something. Then build on it. Maybe add some conflict, like the other neighbors not approving of their friendship. Keep the dialogue in line with their personalities. For example, Quagmire might make some inappropriate jokes that Meg doesn't really understand at first.
Some fanfictions might focus on the adventures that Duncan and the reader could have together in the strange world of 'A Series of Unfortunate Events'. They could be exploring the mysteries of the Baudelaire orphans' situation or having their own unique experiences within that universe.