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There are many classic jokes that can be referred to as follows: Why are good people always alone and bad people often in groups? Good people would stick to their principles while bad people would do anything to achieve their goals. 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" "I don't think there's anything wrong with that," the man replied. The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." One day, a parrot walked into a bar. The bar owner asked the parrot,"Can you talk?" "Of course," replied the parrot. The bar owner asked,"What would you say?" The parrot replied,"I can say many things, such as hello, goodbye, and many other things." The bar owner asked,"Can you sing?" "Of course," replied the parrot. The bar owner asked,"What song can you sing?" The parrot replied,"I can sing a lot of songs, such as you are my little bird or I want to go to the beach." 4. He went to a bar alone and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at his house, his friends tried to help him to the door, but the man kept saying,"Don't take me back to the zoo!" His friend asked him,"Why are you going to the zoo?" The man replied,"I like to drink in the monkey cage."

The following is a recommended novel. The main character is a lawyer and also has a son. This novel was called " Substitute Marriage, Lawyer Husband Is Not Desired ". In the story, the male protagonist was a lawyer. After his wife died in a car accident, the female protagonist married into the male protagonist's family. There was an attraction between the two of them, but it also caused a lot of damage. This novel meets your requirements and can be recommended as a novel about Son Is a Lawyer.

The characters included the male lead, Luo Kai. "Lawyer Luo is broadcasting the law. Are you a joke maker?" [Author: Bright Moon Blood. It's an urban/supernatural novel with transmigration, system style, daily life, correct three views, online intelligence, live broadcast, and funny elements.] User recommendation: Based on the prototype of Lawyer Luo in real life, coupled with a system that relies on popularity to draw rewards, it brings a lot of fun and a sense of reality. Live streaming, a popular publicity method, is also vividly described in the novel! The male protagonist who was born to talk and laugh showed us how he used his hard power to gain popularity! Title: "Lawyer Luo's Live Broadcast of Law Enforcement, Are You a Joker?" Author: Bright Moon Blood [Elements: Time travel, relaxed, funny, live stream] [Status: Series in progress] Ranking index: [Description] The male protagonist, Luo Kai, had left while participating in extreme sports and had transmigrated to this parallel world. After being bound to a system that relied on popularity to draw rewards, he used the livestream as a way to obtain rewards. Not only did he have excellent basic qualities, but he also had a humorous language. His future was bright! [Work Review] The character setting was very ingenious. The male protagonist, Luo Kai, was a law student in his previous life. He had very profound professional knowledge and case studies. He also had the characteristic of explaining the noisy theoretical knowledge in an easy and understandable manner. While explaining the case studies, he could also publicize the law to the readers, which aroused the readers 'desire to continue reading! The humorous and relaxed style of the novel, the interesting descriptions of the characters 'language, and the real and full of interaction in the live broadcast room could give the readers a sense of immersion, and at the same time, it could also make them think about some of the problems and ideas discussed in the novel. The case archetypes that appeared in the novel were all recent events that had caused a stir on the Internet. I believe that the readers will give recognition and praise during the reading process! I hope you will like this book.

There were novels similar to Lawyer Xu coveting me: 1:"Forced to be a good pet, being gently coaxed by the crazy big boss." Author: Feng Ting San Qian 2:"Sister Wild King's Show: Master, Come and Get the Blue", author: Yunsong Orange Juice 3."Coming Against the Wind, in Exchange for Your Glory." Author: The Chess Game 4."Male Lead Always Wants to Absorb My Spiritual Power." Author: Kong Yunsheng 5."Young Master Lu's Little Ancestor Is a Forensic Big Boss." Author: Fearless Time Flies 6:"Zun Du Fake Du? The Target Has Fallen Again. Author: Aunt Xin 7:"This Game Is Too Cruel", Author: Summer Rice Fragrance 8:"Exploding, Top Class Little Ancestor Is the Daughter of a Tyrant", Author: Morocco Blue Rose Manor, Author: March Tangmo Abyss of Ignorance, Author: 2016 11:"Pulling out a knife, but the crazy person hugged my waist and acted coquettishly." Author: Qu Wenjun 12:"After Dressed as a Sadistic Female Lead, I Ascended to the Emperor", Author: Feng Jin "After five prison breaks, I hit the CEO." Author: Ye Baihe He Loves His Brain in a Revenge Script. Author: Gu Nanxi Chapter 15: Forced to the Crematorium After Flirting with a Sick Beauty Substitute, Author: A Desert The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1."Forced to be a good pet, being pinched by the crazy big boss and coaxed gently": The head of Ning City's famous family declined, and everyone looked at Feng Qingwu gloatingly. The little princess who had been pampered since she was young had fallen into the clouds. She was beautiful and broken, and it was the easiest to evoke the bad nature in one's bones. However, a marriage contract. Everyone was afraid of him. She became the favorite of that crazy big shot. …… The upper-class circle knew that Bo Yi, the son of the Bo family, the capital's super tycoon, was ruthless and crazy. He killed him, making people tremble in fear. When Feng Qingwu was forced to marry him, he only wanted to safely live through the three-year period of repaying his kindness. But later. He wanted to drag her to hell. "Qingqing, what's so good about living in the human world? I'll take you to hell to see." Bo Yi buried his head in her neck and whispered gently. Behind him, tens of thousands of puppets prostrated themselves in submission. Later on. The broken candle covered his body, piercing his heart and corroding his bones. Bo Yi grabbed her ankle tightly. He was in a sorry state. He put away his wild bones and was as humble as dust."Don't treat me like this, I beg you…" 2:"Wild King Sister's Show: Mage Comes to Get Mana": The streamer Cang Yun (Yan Lingling) is a beautiful girl and one of the top ten junglers in the country. Professional player Mo Yu (Mo Qingyu) was the mid-laner of Team ST. She was weak but could take care of herself. A 2,000-point pinnacle match: [Peak Summoner 3 (Stranger Word): I'm a Mage (I don't know Fire Dance in the pre-selection)] [Peak Summoner 1: I'm a Mage (Second choice: Xi Shi)] Stranger Words: …Alright, I'll fill in the spot [Peak Summoner 5 (Gray Cloud): Please help me steal the spotlight.] Peak Summoner 5 (Gray Cloud):"Come, Yao, I'll carry you." [Mo Yu: Qianqian, let's just mingle (Help snatch, pre-select Sister Yao)] Entering the match, this server was indeed killing randomly. Flying Thunder God was about to show off to the other side's high ground! [Mo Yu: Brother, you're amazing.] Cang Yun: It's all because of your support, let me give you a blue, baby Xi Shi with a score of 0-4-8:??? 3:"Coming Against the Wind, In Exchange for Your Glory": E-sports Genius Shen Bingci VS Scheming Boy Han Wu Six years ago, Team WIN disbanded and Miracle Dynasty fell. The dynasty's heir, Shen Bingci, disappeared without a trace. Six years later, she returned to the competition as a former teammate and joined the NSe team. On the field, she had to cover her identity so that her captain wouldn't dig deeper into her, and at the same time, she had to resist his seduction and not be taken away by him. Shen Bingci expressed that life was not easy and only wanted to sigh. 4:"Male Lead Always Wants to Absorb My Spiritual Power": Bai Xiao had been wandering in the Ghost Realm for many years and was a character that made ghosts tremble in fear. She would rather die than enter reincarnation. She only wanted to eat, drink, and have fun, and enjoy her retirement leisurely. However, she did not expect that after a nap, the Ghost Realm disappeared, the malicious ghosts and spirits ran away, and the Ghost Realm's treasure disappeared... Yama: "Bai Xiao, you destroyed my Ghost Realm. You'd better go and find the nether stone and the escaping ghosts and malicious ghosts. Otherwise, I'll let you live in the Reincarnation Pool and reincarnate 800 times a day!" "Lord Yama, please rest assured. I guarantee to complete the mission." All the ghosts thought,"Lord Yama, there's no need to trouble yourself. We can go home by ourselves…" ...... Yan Sushang was sealed in a coffin and nourished by the weak spiritual power of this world. The seal was broken and he saw a fatty who was acting foolishly at him. This fatty was covered in spiritual power. As long as he showed a little, he would be able to live. "Great beauty, shouldn't I repay the favor of saving my life with my body?" Yan Sushang looked at the "extremely rich" fatty in front of him, his beautiful and seductive phoenix eyes full of smiles,"There's such a good thing!" Yan Sushang slowly lifted his clothes and lay down on the bed."Xiaoxiao, I'm ready." ........ 5:"Young Master Lu's Little Ancestor Is a Forensic Big Boss": New book seeking support, hanging love, light reasoning, now saying "Captain Johnson smells really good today" Omega In real life, she was a lively and cheerful woman who was eccentric and not an ordinary man. He was a quiet and handsome man who had been sitting outside the window for the entire afternoon. He was depressed from the inside out! …… At work, she was calm and meticulous. She was a professional female forensic doctor who would lose her appetite when she saw a corpse! And he was not only a big CEO who could earn hundreds of millions in a minute, but also a real big shot who was said to be wearing many layers of armor? …… One day, the entire capital was rumored that the young master of the Lu family had married a tigress who did not have enough to eat or wear! That night, a conversation spread throughout the capital: "They say I'm a tigress." Lu Zhixing: "They lied to you. You are my little ancestor!" [Two clean and two strong, Su Shuang alone] [Black Female Forensic Examiner V: The Scheming Bitch CEO] [Murder cases and scalpels fly together, double reasoning and sweet pets go hand in hand.] 6:"Zun Du Fake Du? [The target of the strategy has turned black again.] Good news: The rabbit demon Wen Yao who has cultivated for thousands of years has finally ascended to become an immortal. The bad news was that Exalted Immortal Changhang, the leader of the Immortal World who had once helped her, had his soul shattered into many pieces because of his tribulation. All the immortals said,"The five elements of the immortal are lacking rabbits. Wenyao, please work hard." Just like that, Wen Yao embarked on the path of collecting Shangxian fragments. However, she discovered that the Shangxian of the mountain peak flower was actually…a black-hearted lotus. No, it was fake. Why did the immortal turn evil again? World 1: Refined and Sick Psychiatrist VS A Frightened Girl Who Has Her Feelings Deceived By A Scumbag [World 2: Suspicious Wizard who loves to probe vs Innocent Mermaid Princess] World 3: The enemy country's sick and scheming hostage vs the beloved eldest princess …… (Stable daily update, full text saved in manuscript, rest assured to enter the pit) 7."This Game Is Too Cruel": The Desperate Poor Overlord Disguises the Otherworld as a Game, Tricking Even More Desperate Players Into Doing Crazy Things [The Fourth Calamity] ## The holographic game "The Continent of Molka" was officially launched on Earth. Once it was launched, it became popular all over the world. At the start of the game, the strongest empire relied on its guts! Poor Overlord 677: Starving to death, finding players to explore; If they didn't have any tools, they would find players to forge steel. If they wanted to attack and defend, they would have to find players to get weapons… The players could solve most of her problems for her. When there were no problems, the players were the biggest problem! ## [Player: Everything is for my lord!] [Player: Fight for the great 677 Empire!] [Player: Roll the mud into balls and pretend to be an Immortality Pill for the Lord to eat ~] ## [Female Lead: Lu Qiqi (Original Earthling)] [Construction Style]+[The Big Girl is mainly fighting for the world]+[Plot Style, no fixed couple]+[Female Lead, Black Eggface] ========= Author's recommendation: "Making Koi Fish in a Survival Game" "After I transmigrated, I was forced to become a fake system." 8."Explode, the Top Class Little Ancestor Is the Tyrant's Daughter": Qin Manman Transmigrinated. When she opened her eyes, she found herself in a strange world. Here, she was also called Qin Manman, and she was also five years old. Here, she had a beautiful mother and a bad-tempered aunt. Here, his gentle and gentle eldest brother had become a good-for-nothing Third Young Master of the Huo family. Not only did he have a bad temper, but he also had a bad personality. He was also scolded online for being trash except for his face. As the tyrant's daughter, Qin Manman was burning with anxiety. How could the Qin family let others call them trash? This was a disgrace to their ancestors. "Eldest Brother," the cute little one said bitterly,"you've taught Manman that she should either do nothing or do her best." "First Royal Brother, didn't you teach Manman to respect her elders?" "Eldest Imperial Brother…" Huo Lingye frowned with a headache. His previous life had been too hard, and in this life, he just wanted to lie flat and be a salted fish. However, this little girl who came out of nowhere kept calling him 'Eldest Imperial Brother', and she was even more annoying than his mother. Later, Huo Lingye slowly realized that with this little kid around, his life seemed to have become meaningful! * World Champion Meng Rui was at a loss. The youngest major general of the empire, Meng Shuo, was disdainful. Guan Yu frowned,"Little girl, do you know me?" The president's daughter, Ji Qianying, was dumbfounded. Qin Manman was speechless. Ugh! Didn't you say that I'm your cutest little sister? "Rose Manor": On a rainy night, Shen Jiannian's clothes were tattered. She kneeled under the man's suit pants in a sorry state. Her face was as pale as paper as she looked up. Her lips trembled as she begged,"Save me…" Under the black umbrella, the man's face could not be seen clearly. She could only hear a short chuckle, and her emotions could not be discerned. Lu Yanzhi thought to himself,'This girl has found the right person. His good friend's hobby is to pick up some stray cats and dogs to raise.' Don't think that this person was overflowing with love. The stray cat that he brought back last month scratched his paw. He brushed it away with his back hand and refused to look at it again in disgust. Sure enough, the man picked up the stray cat-like girl on a whim and brought her back to Rose Manor to take care of her. He gave her the most delicious food, the most beautiful dress, and the most expensive cello. Not long after, the news spread to all circles in Yi City that the Fu family had a girl by his side. Those who knew Fu Chengzhi's character sneered,"Just wait and see. He won't be able to keep it for long before he throws it away." Fu Jichen had appeared in front of people in the past few days with two scratch marks on his neck. After that, his handsome god-like face was covered in bruises. Everyone thought,"Why aren't you throwing away the cats and dogs at home?" When he returned home late at night, Fu Jichen sat by the bed and picked up a certain someone's hand from under the blanket under the faint warm light of the table lamp to trim her nails. If he didn't cut it off now, he wouldn't have to go out and see anyone with his face. The most ridiculous thing was that Fu Jichen had never thought of ditching Shen Jiannian, but she had run away without a word, leaving behind a hand-carved piece of paper with the words 'A Perfect Couple Made in Heaven' written on it. Fu Jichen was furious and looked for that heartless cat everywhere. 10:"The Abyss of Ignorance": A crime solving genre. The first perspective is actually a police officer. The female protagonist (I think it's the female protagonist) is very likely to be a victim of a case many years ago and then changed her appearance to seek revenge or to find the real murderer of her parents. The pace of the story was quite tight, and the text was not bad. There was no so-called female lead or male lead. It was just a case and a story. It might be a short story! I'm feeling tired Welcome to the pit! Let's catch up () 11:"Pulling out a knife, but the crazy person hugged my waist and acted coquettishly": Xie Lan, who had been eating and drinking in the underworld for many years and vowed to destroy the idle people in the underworld, suddenly found himself dragged back to the poor little girl with slightly lower intelligence from the Xie family, a wealthy family in the Yang world! As a good-for-nothing from a wealthy family, she was about to be arranged by her family to marry the crazy Zhong Liyu the moment she opened her eyes. This crazy man was different from other crazy men. He could force a good person into another crazy man. The other party had the face of a harmless youth, and he could drag you into hell just by calling you sister! The first time I met a crazy person- The "young man" smiled and pulled out a ten-pound venomous snake to bite in front of her. He looked like a pervert from a horror movie! Later, the madman grabbed her vitals and wanted to bite her. Xie Lan decisively pulled out his knife. "Good sister, I know I'm wrong!" Feng Pi's expression changed instantly and he hugged her waist. Xie Lan: "Who's your sister? You old man should have some face." -- When Xie Lan was acting with the crazy fans under the identity of a pitiful little girl, there were always people who were blind enough to approach her. Later, some clansmen brought their crippled grandmother to her house and forced her to submit. "Close the door and let the crazy fans out!" Xie Lan laughed evilly. Everyone was waiting to see Xie Lan get played to death… But later, Xie Lan sat on the high seat and crazily kissed her, shocking everyone! Later on, the people in the industry had a common sense. Even if they wanted to provoke a crazy person, they should not provoke the little pitiful person beside him! [Comparing the female protagonist of the crazy batch with the male protagonist of the tamed crazy monster] [P.S.: Male protagonist has a special physique and needs a special living creature to maintain balance (viper)] 12:"I Ascend to the Emperor After Dressing as a Sadistic Female Lead":"A Kind Face, Vicious Heart, Miss of the Prime Minister's Residence x A Wolf's Ambition, A Proton from a Neighboring Country" As the top player of many infinite games, Gui Shang had always been a nightmare for many players. Even Gui Shang herself didn't know that one day, she would actually transmigrate into a book. It was one thing to wear a book, but she was wearing a sadistic female protagonist with 500 chapters and 499 chapters of abuse! Gui Shang: Who was he insulting here? * Everyone in the capital knew that the eldest daughter of the prime minister's manor was truly a fairy who had descended to the mortal world. He treated the servants well, helped the poor, and was the first to stand up and donate money and food during a disaster… She could be said to be praised by everyone, and she was the best daughter-in-law in the hearts of many officials! However, only the youth in the hostage residence knew how ambitious the rumored kind-hearted young lady who had descended to the mortal world with a goddess was. He quietly played with the Buddha beads on his wrist, but his eyes were unusually cold and playful. He wanted to- Perhaps, the once dull and dull world finally welcomed a different color! * Creation Guide: 1. The male and female leads were both crazy + loving and killing each other. Their moral bottom line was quite weak. They were careful! 2. The logic was as self-consistent as possible, but the essence still could not escape Xiao Bai's refreshing words. 3. Do not delve into the historical background. 4. The female lead transmigrated into the book, while the male lead was reborn multiple times and the character awakened. -- The idea is that women can also use weapons and horses, never inferior to children! 13:"After five prison breaks, I hit the CEO and sent him flying":[Qiang Qiang + Shuang Jie + Super Sweet + Weird] What was that? Bai Chaoge escaped again? The King of Gambling had suffered an unexpected disaster. He had never thought that he would be reborn into a girl named Bai Chaoge. He had escaped from prison, met with a disaster, and provoked the cold-blooded CEO. From then on, it was impossible to escape… "He's in Love in the Revenge Script": The Xie family studied law. Xie Shang also had the good qualities that a scholarly family should have. He was elegant and knowledgeable. He was good at reading classics and knew how to play the piano, chess, calligraphy, and painting. However, he was a madman. He would read Buddhist scriptures and break the bones of his hands and feet. He was very gentle and cruel. Xie Shang didn't become a lawyer. He opened a pawnshop. He could be anything as long as the story was moving enough. One day, a man came to the pawnshop and told a story. There was a Wen family in Xiang City, and all the daughters of that family took their mother's surname. Their daughters knew how to use voodoo, the kind of voodoo that would make men fall head over heels for them. Their lovers would either be buried with them or become monks. In short, they would either die or be lonely for the rest of their lives. Xie Shang's uncle died in Xiang City, so he took on this pawn business. Being bewitched, bewitched, stimulated, deeply loved, loved but not able to, and wished to die. This was the script that Xie Shang had prepared for that little deaf Wen Changling. In the end, Xie Shang was the one who got the love brain script. Wen Changling, Surprised? Mister Xie Shang. (It's not a book, it's a sweet story. The script in the title means deliberate.) Chapter 15: Forced to the Crematorium after Flirting with a Sick Girl Substitute (cross-dressing + mistaken baby raising + substitute taking over + Sick Girl) * In order to survive, Zhu Huan had played an ancient game, but because of the high degree of freedom, he could not see the main character often. He could only find a secondary character to collect health points. * The main character Wen Qi was a well-known young genius in the cultivation world. He was invincible among his peers with the Daybreak Sword. He was gentle and kind, and was praised by everyone wherever he went. * The smurf account Wen Qi was a nobody in the cultivation world. He lived in the chaotic Haitian Valley. Zhu Huan chose him as the smurf account because he had the same face as Wen Qi and was suitable as a substitute. * "Who are you?" Zhu Huan asked uncertainly when she opened her eyes and saw a familiar face. Wen Qi gently helped her up. He suppressed the darkness in his eyes."I'm Wen Qi. Wen as in warm, and Qi as in Qilu." * Wen Qi had known for as long as he could remember that he had the same appearance and name as a person, but they shared the same name and different lives. He lived in the darkest place, tasted the most bitter pain, and struggled in the mud in a sorry state. However, that person was the complete opposite of him. He bathed in the light and was not stained by dust. * Fortunately, the heavens were always fair. He met a special existence. She said that her name was Zhu Huan. She treated him well for no reason and sent him warmth day after day, gradually making him fall for her. * It was not until that day when she gave him the clothes that Wen Qi would wear and the weapons that he would use. He stared blankly at the reflection of her face on the water and realized that he was just a substitute. * From then on, the young man tasted the taste of jealousy and pulled Zhu Huan into his world at all costs. He wanted to keep her forever, and he also wanted her to understand one thing. Humans needed to be responsible for the things they tamed. * Gao Liang: The beginning is already through the tour You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.

Nvzun novels referred to fantasy, romance, and time-travel novels with women as the main characters. They had the values of gender equality, women's rights awareness, and respect for women. Many of the completed female novels could be found on various online novel websites. The following are some recommendations for the completed female novels: 1." The Unfettered Female Empress of the World " 2. Female Primogenitor: Dancing Phoenix in the Nine Heavens 3."Female Venerable: Phoenix Rites the World" 4." Female Primogenitor: Peerless Beauty " 5. Female Primogenitor: Alluring Snow Lotus 6." Female Venerable: Peerless Beauty " 7." Goddess: Lotus Goddess " 8 " Female Primogenitor: Legend of Tianyu " 9: The Queen of Gorgeous Beauty 10 " Female Primogenitor: Unparalleled Heaven's Pride " I hope these recommendations can meet your needs.

There are many classic jokes and jokes. Here are some examples: In Dream of the Red Chamber, Jia Baoyu was having a snowball fight in the snow. His servant girl, Xiren, gave him a piece of ice and he said happily,"I want to make this ice into an ice-skating rink!" In Water Margins, Lin Chong was learning martial arts in Liangshan Lake. His coach asked him to practice "whirlwind kick". As a result, he kicked a stone and bounced back. He kicked another stone and finally kicked the coach. The coach knocked him down. 3 In Journey to the West, Sun Wukong met a monster on his way to the scriptures. He asked the monster,"Why are you so happy?" The monster said,"I just received a love letter, but it was signed 'Sun Wukong.' I don't want to tell Tang Sanzang." In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Cao Cao had his soldiers swim in the pond before the Battle of Red Cliff. He sang by the pond: " Cao Cao sings a song, the soldiers dance a dance, everyone fights on the water, and everyone has meritorious service. The world is rich and noble." As a result, all the soldiers started dancing when they heard Cao Cao's words. That was how Cao Cao got the nickname of " the president who sings a song and dances a dance." The above were some classic jokes and jokes that could bring joy.

Some think that knock - knock jokes have their roots in children's games. Kids like the rhythm of saying 'Knock - knock' and waiting for a response. Over time, adults also started using them. They grew in popularity as they are easy to remember and can be adapted with different words and puns. For example, 'Knock - knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!' This shows how flexible they are.

One reason might be that it takes a huge amount of time and effort to create quality comics, and the financial returns might not be great initially. Also, coming up with unique and engaging storylines can be quite difficult.