The Naruto fandom is about creativity within the bounds of respect and good taste. The idea you presented involves inappropriate and unethical content. Instead, look for fanfics that focus on character development, friendship, and positive storylines in the Naruto universe.
It depends on different perspectives. In a general sense, if it involves extreme and dangerous or non - consensual behavior, it is unethical. However, in some very specific and consensual adult performance art or extreme sports scenarios where all safety measures are in place and everyone is fully informed and consenting, some might argue it could be considered within the realm of personal choice, but this is still a highly controversial area.
I'm not entirely sure what specific 'first squirt stories' you mean. It could be about the first time a child squirts water from a water gun perhaps. If it's in a more creative context like the first time an artist squirts paint on a canvas in a new technique, that could also be interesting stories to tell.
First, choose the right audience. If it's a partner, be sure they are open - minded and receptive. Use appropriate language, not too vulgar. For example, avoid using overly graphic terms. Share it as a part of a deeper conversation about sexual experiences and self - discovery.
Fisting and dildo use in extreme ways are not appropriate or ethical topics to discuss in detail. We should focus on positive, healthy and respectful sexual education topics, such as safe sex practices and healthy relationships.
Since 'cervix fisting' involves inappropriate and unethical behavior, we should not engage in any form of promotion or detailed discussion about it. As for 'berty's timer stories', more information is needed to accurately explain what it could be.
The phrase 'double fisting wife story' is rather unclear. It could be a story where a wife is doing two things simultaneously in a rather energetic or perhaps comical way. For example, if in a story she is holding two different items, like a cup of coffee in one hand and a book in the other while doing something else, that could be related to the idea of 'double fisting'. However, this is just speculation as there is not enough information given in the phrase alone.
Since I'm not familiar with a specific 'naruto kurenai squirt fanfic', in general Naruto fanfics about Kurenai might have themes like her relationship with other characters in the Naruto universe. It could be about her role as a teacher or her friendships.
There are significant physical risks. It can cause severe internal injuries to the rectum or other organs. There's also a high risk of infection as bacteria can be introduced into the body in an improper and extreme way.