You might also say 'You know, you've been such a great friend lately. I'm really glad you were there for me when I had that tough time.' This is a heartfelt way to express your gratitude and strengthen your friendship. By acknowledging their support, it makes your friend feel appreciated and valued.
Give inanimate objects personalities. Like, 'The teapot whistled a happy tune every time it was filled with boiling water, as if it was excited to be useful.' This makes the story more interesting and funny. You can also play with words. For instance, 'The clumsy knight tripped over his own sword - sheath, which he called his'sword - sheet' because he was always getting tangled in it.' It combines mispronunciation and a clumsy character for a humorous effect.
Well, 'The cat chased its tail so much that it ended up in a different time zone.' This is really humorous as it's an absurd situation that cats chasing their tails are common but taking it to such an extreme makes it funny. Also, 'The squirrel tried to bargain with the oak tree for more acorns by offering to do stand - up comedy.' It shows the squirrel having human - like behavior in a comical way.
Open Library is also a great place to look for free PDF novels. It functions like a digital library, where you can borrow e - books for a certain period. Some of the novels are available in PDF and can be downloaded for offline reading if the borrowing allows.