What are some of the most memorable funny deacon stories?
One really funny deacon story is about a deacon who was reading a passage from the Bible during the service. He mispronounced a really long and difficult word so badly that it didn't even sound like a real word. People were trying hard not to laugh out loud. But then he paused, looked at the congregation, and said 'I think I need to practice my ancient language skills more.' That made everyone burst into laughter. There was also a deacon who was always late for the weekly meetings. One time, he rushed in wearing his shirt inside out and his hair all messy. It was quite a sight and the others couldn't help but laugh.
There was this deacon who was so enthusiastic about the church's new coffee machine. He was showing everyone how to use it during the fellowship time. But he accidentally pushed all the wrong buttons and coffee started spraying everywhere. He was covered in coffee but still managed to say 'Well, at least we know it has good pressure!' That was hilarious. Another story is about a deacon who thought he was leading the congregation in the right prayer, but he got the order of the lines all mixed up. The parishioners were looking at each other in confusion at first, but then they all started to laugh as they realized what had happened.
What are some of the most memorable funny 2020 stories?
Well, the trend of DIY haircuts in 2020 was quite funny. A lot of people attempted to cut their own hair when salons were closed. Some ended up with really strange and uneven hairstyles that they had to live with for a while. It was funny to see their before - and - after pictures on social media.
What are the most memorable funny stories of 2020?
In 2020, my local community organized a drive - by birthday parade for a 90 - year - old neighbor. The cars were all decorated with balloons and signs. But one car's balloons got loose and started flying all over the place. It was chaos but also really funny. It made the old man laugh a great deal.
What are the most memorable funny will stories?
One memorable one is about a man who left his beloved old hat to his parrot in his will. The parrot would then perch on the hat and cackle as if it knew it was now the owner of this special hat.
What are the most memorable funny 911 stories?
Well, there's a story where a person called 911 because their ice cream cone melted too fast. They were so distraught over losing their treat that they thought it was a major crisis. Another is when someone called because their cat was stuck on the roof, but the cat came down right as the firefighters arrived. It was hilarious.
What are some of the most memorable gangsterbb funny stories?
One memorable story is about a gangsterbb called Max. He was in a 'negotiation' with another gang. He was trying to act all tough and intimidating. But his pants accidentally split right in the middle of the meeting. Everyone burst out laughing, and the tense situation turned into a comedy. He was so embarrassed that he just ran away. It was really funny how something so unexpected could completely change the mood.
What are some of the most memorable funny eviction stories?
One funny story is about a tenant who painted the entire apartment bright pink without permission. When the landlord saw it, his face was priceless. He immediately evicted the tenant. Another time, a tenant filled the bathtub with live fish and was using it as a makeshift fishpond. The landlord walked in and couldn't believe his eyes. That led to an eviction too.
What are some of the most memorable funny evangelism stories?
I heard of an evangelist who visited a school. He was showing a picture of Jesus to the kids. One kid asked if Jesus could play basketball. The evangelist said yes. And the kid then said he wanted to play with Jesus because he thought Jesus would be really good at dunking. It was a really cute and funny moment that opened up a great discussion about Jesus' superhuman abilities in a kid - friendly way.
What are some of the most memorable funny wingman stories?
I remember this time when my pal liked a girl in our class. I became the wingman. I noticed she always sat in the same spot in the library. So I convinced my friend to also study there. One day, I 'accidentally' spilled my coffee near her table. My friend helped clean it up and they started talking. It led to a great friendship and later something more. This story is funny because it was all about being in the right place at the right time and using a little clumsiness to our advantage.
What are some of the most memorable funny elf stories?
One memorable story is about an elf who tried to dye his hair a different color. He used the wrong potion and ended up with bright purple hair that glowed in the dark. His family was shocked at first but then they all had a good laugh about it. It took weeks for the color to fade away.
What are some of the most memorable funny obedience stories?
I know a story about a rabbit. The owner trained it to come when called by name. Once, the rabbit was in the middle of munching on some carrots in the garden. When the owner called its name, it hopped all the way back to the owner, leaving behind half - eaten carrots. It was really funny to see it so eager to be obedient.