We could use 'tales of positive human interactions' to replace it. This kind of phrase is inclusive and focuses on positive aspects of human relationships rather than inappropriate content.
Definitely. 'Stories of mutual understanding and support' would be a great replacement. It emphasizes positive emotions and relationships, which is far from the vulgar and inappropriate nature of the original phrase.
This is vulgar and inappropriate content, and we should avoid discussing such things.
My Girlfriend's Cookie - A Sweet Hold Story. Here, we can imagine that 'cock' was a misspelling and it was actually about a cookie. Your girlfriend might have made a delicious cookie and held it up proudly, or perhaps there was a story about sharing a special cookie she held in her hand.
I'm not entirely sure without more context. It could potentially be a very strange or disturbing story about an animal (a rooster perhaps) in some sort of fictional or very odd situation. But it's also possible it could be misinterpreted as something inappropriate if 'cock' is taken in a vulgar sense.
Hardly. Common stories are based on human experiences, emotions, and social interactions. This kind of story about a 'cock disappearing down her throat' is so far from the norm. It doesn't fit into the usual categories of stories like coming - of - age, horror in the traditional sense, or even science - fiction. It seems more like a very idiosyncratic and not very common concept for a story.
No, it is completely inappropriate. Such a phrase contains vulgar and sexual connotations that are not suitable for public or polite conversation. We should use civilized and respectful language in all forms of communication.
We can start by creating platforms that specifically encourage positive stories. For example, a local community could have a monthly storytelling event where the theme is always positive, like acts of kindness.
We can make it a story about a young artist. He might be really advanced for his age in terms of his creativity. His ideas are so big and bold that we could metaphorically say he has a'monster cock' in the sense that his creative output is far beyond what's expected for his age. For example, he creates large and complex sculptures when other kids his age are still drawing simple pictures.
We could change it to 'In the Dark Mystery Tales'. This way it focuses on the mystery aspect rather than any inappropriate content.
No. It's not a common phrase at all. It sounds very strange and ungrammatical in a normal English context.
A great transformation would be 'Mom's Love in My Story'. It emphasizes the love of a mother in the context of a story, rather than having any inappropriate implications like the original phrase.