Can you share some interesting traffic true stories?
I know a traffic true story that happened in a small town. There was a traffic jam caused by a herd of cows that escaped from a nearby farm and decided to stroll down the main road. The local police and some residents had to work together to gently herd the cows back to the farm. It was a really funny and unique traffic situation.
Can you share some funny traffic stories?
I've got a good one. There was a traffic jam because a family of ducks decided to cross the road. They waddled slowly in a line while all the cars patiently waited. And then there was a taxi driver who had his radio blasting really loud music and was dancing in his seat while waiting at a red light. It made everyone around him laugh.
Can you share some traffic funny stories?
Well, there was this time in traffic. A guy was driving a really old and noisy car. He was trying to overtake a line of cars very slowly. As he passed each car, his car made such strange sputtering noises that everyone was laughing. It was like his car was having a conversation with the other cars.
Share some interesting New York City traffic stories.
One story is about a cab driver who got stuck in a traffic jam near Times Square. He started telling jokes to his passengers to make the time pass. They were all laughing so hard that they almost didn't notice how long they were stuck.
Can you share some funny traffic court stories?
Sure. There was a guy who got a ticket for parking in a no - parking zone. In court, he said he parked there because a sign told him to. When the officer showed the real sign, it turned out the guy had misread a 'Tow Away Zone' sign as 'Park Here'. Everyone in the court had a good laugh.
Can you share some funny traffic jam stories?
Sure. Once, I was in a traffic jam and there was a guy in the car next to me. He was so bored that he started doing a puppet show with his hands on the dashboard for the kids in the backseat of his car. It was really hilarious.
Can you share some interesting traffic situations based on real story?
I remember a real - story traffic situation in a busy city center. There was a sudden downpour, and the roads were flooded. Some cars got stuck in the water. The traffic police had to come and direct the traffic to avoid more chaos. Pedestrians were also trying to find their way around the puddles. It was a total mess, but also a bit funny to see how people and vehicles coped with the unexpected situation.
Can you share some traffic tickets successful abatement stories?
Sure. One story is about a driver who received a ticket for a traffic light violation. The driver was able to prove that the light was malfunctioning at the time. He took photos of the light right after the incident and got a statement from a witness who was also at the scene. He presented this evidence to the traffic court, and the ticket was successfully abated.
Can you share some air traffic controller funny stories?
One time, an air traffic controller received a call from a student pilot who was so nervous. The pilot accidentally said 'I'm about to land on the clouds' instead of 'I'm about to land on the runway'. The controller quickly corrected him in a humorous way, saying 'Well, I don't think the clouds can support your plane, buddy. Aim for the runway!'
Can you share some air traffic control funny stories?
Sure. There was one time when a pilot radioed in to air traffic control and said his plane was being chased by a large bird. The controller replied, 'Is it a superbird? Do you need backup?' Another time, a controller accidentally told a pilot to land on the wrong runway, but quickly corrected himself. The pilot joked, 'You almost sent me to the wrong party!'
Can you share some funny air traffic control stories?
Well, I heard of a situation where a new air traffic controller was on duty. A very experienced pilot, just to tease the newbie, started speaking in a made - up language on the radio. The controller was panicking until the pilot finally broke into laughter and said he was just joking. It was quite an amusing incident for everyone in the control room.