A joke: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
There's this funny story about a boy who thought he could fly. He climbed up on the roof and jumped. Luckily, he landed in a big pile of leaves. It was his silly but adventurous idea. He later said he thought his dreams would give him real - life superpowers.
Here's a joke. Two gay men were arguing about who was the better cook. One said, 'I can make the most amazing soufflé.' The other replied, 'Well, I can make a quiche that'll make you forget all about soufflés!' And they both ended up laughing and cooking together.
A really funny one from fanfiction is: How does Percy Jackson communicate with fish? By shell - phone (cell - phone)! This joke is really cute as it combines Percy's ability to communicate with sea creatures and the modern concept of a cell - phone. Fanfiction writers like to create these unique and funny situations for Percy and his friends, making the whole 'Percy Jackson' world even more entertaining.
Here is a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one, a guy goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor asks, 'How long have you felt this way?' The guy says, 'Ever since I was a puppy!'
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words. 'Turned into' can mean both physically transforming and entering. It's a simple yet funny joke with a bit of a story - the magician's journey down the street that led to this unexpected 'transformation'.
Here is a Tagalog joke. Bakit ang mga kalapati ay hindi makaalis sa isang lugar? Kasi naka - staple sila! (Why can't the pigeons leave a place? Because they are stapled!)
Joke time. What's brown and sticky? A stick. Now for the love story. Sarah was a shy girl. She had a crush on a guy named Jack who worked at the local library. Every day she would go there just to see him. One day, Jack noticed her looking at a book on love poems. He started a conversation about the book, and from that moment, their love story began.
A short story - Santa was checking his list twice. He saw the name 'Bob' and said, 'Bob? I don't remember a Bob.' His elf said, 'Santa, that's your mirror.' This joke plays on Santa's forgetfulness and the unexpected twist of him seeing his own reflection. It's a quick and funny little story that can bring a smile during Christmas time.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
Here's a Catholic joke. A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'What is this? Some kind of joke?' Another one: A Catholic mother is teaching her son about the Trinity. She says, 'Well, son, it's like an egg. There's the shell, the white, and the yolk, but it's all one egg.' And the son replies, 'Mom, so when we have breakfast, are we having Trinity for breakfast?'