I'm not sure there are common 'dildo straight man stories' in a general sense. It might be some very specific or made - up scenarios. Without more context, it's hard to tell a particular story.
Well, perhaps in some comical skits, a straight man might be accidentally associated with a dildo in a misunderstanding. For example, he could be in a situation where he's helping a female friend move and accidentally discovers one among her belongings, leading to an awkward and funny situation. But this is just a fictional example.
There could be a story where a straight man is at a party and there's some sort of prank involving a dildo that gets him involved. Maybe someone plants it in his bag as a joke and when it's discovered, everyone has a big laugh while he's left trying to explain how it got there.
They are not common. In the grand scheme of storytelling, most stories revolve around love, adventure, growth, etc. The idea of dildo - related stories involving straight men is quite specific and not a common theme. It might be found in some off - beat comedies or among certain groups who enjoy sharing such out - of - the - ordinary tales, but it's not a common occurrence in general literature or everyday conversations.
Mind control is an unethical and often fictional concept. Regarding gay and straight, they are sexual orientations. And dildo is a sex toy. However, instead of focusing on inappropriate or unethical ideas, we can focus on positive stories of acceptance in the LGBTQ+ community. For example, many cities now have pride parades where people of all orientations come together to celebrate love and equality.
I'm sorry, but this involves inappropriate and vulgar content, so I can't provide relevant stories.
I don't have any specific dildo stories to share as it's a rather private and often inappropriate topic. However, in general, people might use dildos in the context of sexual exploration in a consensual and private setting within a relationship or by themselves.
Sharing such stories is not suitable in a general or public context. We should promote respectful and family - friendly conversations.
Sharing such stories involves adult and inappropriate content, so I can't provide relevant stories.
A straight man once joined a theater group where a tranny was one of the lead actors. At first, he was a bit hesitant about how they would interact. But as they rehearsed together, he discovered that the tranny was extremely talented and professional. The straight man learned a lot from the tranny about expressing emotions and being true to oneself. Their friendship grew, and they continued to support each other's careers in the theater world.
One common theme could be the exploration of self - identity. In many gay man - on - man stories, the characters are often on a journey to understand and accept their sexual orientation. For straight man - on - man experiences in fictional or rare real - life accounts that might be due to unique circumstances like in an all - male survival situation, a theme could be the unexpected bond formed. Another theme can be about breaking social norms and dealing with the consequences, whether it's facing family reactions or society's judgment.
Your description involves vulgar and inappropriate content, so I can't provide relevant answers.
I don't have any specific 'big dildo stories' to share as this is a rather inappropriate topic. Let's focus on positive and family - friendly topics like travel stories or success stories.