What are some really funny weight gain stories you've heard?
A neighbor of mine decided to try every new fast - food item that came out in a certain chain for a whole month. He was so excited about it at first. But by the end of the month, he had put on quite a bit of weight. He then shared his 'fast - food experiment' with us, with lots of humorous details about how some of the items tasted great at first but then made him feel really heavy. He's now on a more balanced diet but still tells the story with a chuckle.
What are some really funny hamster stories you've heard?
I heard about a hamster that somehow got into a box of cotton balls. It made itself a little cotton ball nest right in the middle of the box. When its owner found it, it peeked out from all the white fluff, looking like a little furry snowball. That was such a comical sight.
What are some really funny Doberman stories you've heard?
There was a Doberman that loved to play dress - up. Its owner would put silly hats on it and take pictures. One time, the Doberman got hold of a tutu and ran around the yard wearing it, looking both proud and very funny. This Doberman also liked to pose for the camera whenever it had its 'costume' on, which was really cute and funny.
What are some really funny wedding stories you've heard?
I heard about a wedding where the ring bearer, who was a little boy, decided to take a nap right in the middle of the ceremony. He lay down on the aisle with the ring pillow under his head. It was hilarious. The pastor just had to step over him to continue with the service.
What are some really funny alcoholic stories you've heard?
I heard about a bachelor party where the groom - to - be was so drunk that he mistook the bride's father for a cab driver and tried to give him money to take him home. The father just played along for a while before revealing who he was. It was quite a comical situation.
What are some really funny stoners stories you've heard?
Well, I heard of a stoner who tried to put on his shoes but put them on the wrong feet and then walked around like that for hours without realizing it. He wondered why his feet felt so strange.
What are some really funny drunk stories you've heard?
There was a man at a bar who got drunk and thought the bar stool was a horse. He was trying to ride it around the bar area, shouting 'giddy up' and all. It was quite a sight. The bartender just watched in amusement. This went on for a while until he finally passed out on the 'horse'.
What are some really funny amnesia stories you've heard?
Well, I heard about a person with amnesia who thought they were on a spaceship. They started looking for controls to pilot the 'ship' around their living room. They were making beeping sounds as if they were communicating with an alien base. It was a very comical sight.
What are some really funny possum stories you've heard?
A friend told me about a possum that climbed into a bird feeder. It was too big to fit comfortably and got stuck. Its little paws were flailing as it tried to get out. Eventually, it managed to wriggle free, but not before knocking the feeder completely off its perch.
What are some really funny hiccup stories you've heard?
I heard about a man who was on a date at a fancy restaurant. As he was about to say something really sweet to his date, he got a hiccup. And then the hiccups just kept coming. He tried to hide it, but it was impossible. His date was trying not to laugh at first but then just burst out laughing. It was really funny because he was so flustered.
What are some really funny national service stories you've heard?
There was this one time in national service when a group was doing a night patrol. One of the soldiers thought he saw an enemy but it turned out to be a big bush that looked like a person in the dim light. He shouted and alerted everyone, and when they realized it was just a bush, there were a lot of teasing and laughter. This incident taught us to be more observant and not be so jumpy. It was really funny though and became a popular story among the troops.