Tell me some funny armed robbery stories.
There was this one story where the robber tried to hold up a convenience store. But as he was waving his 'gun' (which later turned out to be a water pistol painted black), he slipped on a wet floor and fell flat on his face. The store owner just stared at him in disbelief and the robber got up and ran away embarrassed.
Once, a group of robbers planned to rob a bank. They walked in wearing masks and demanded money. However, one of the robbers had written the wrong address on his hand, and they actually walked into a bank that had just closed down. There were no customers or money inside. They left looking very confused.
Can you share more funny armed robbery stories?
Sure. There was a case where a robber entered a store at night. He shouted for everyone to get down. But as he was looking around for things to steal, he accidentally tripped over a broom that was left lying on the floor. He fell and his gun flew out of his hand. The store clerk quickly grabbed the gun and the robber had to run out empty - handed.
Tell me some funny Florida robbery stories.
One funny Florida robbery incident involved a group of robbers who planned to break into a jewelry store. They somehow got the wrong address and ended up at a pet store instead. They were so confused when they saw all the animals. By the time they realized their mistake, the police had been alerted by the pet store owner who saw them acting suspiciously outside.
Tell me a bank robbery funny story.
Once, a bank robber entered the bank wearing a really obvious and comical disguise - a huge fake nose and glasses that were way too big. But what made it even funnier was that as he was shouting demands, the nose fell off. He was so startled that he froze for a moment, giving the security guard time to tackle him.
Tell me some dark stories about the one - armed man.
The one - armed man was an ex - soldier. After the war, he lost his arm and his mind. He moved into an old, abandoned house on the outskirts of town. At night, he would wander the streets, mumbling to himself. One night, a young boy got lost and stumbled upon the one - armed man. The man's crazed look and his one - armed gestures scared the boy so much that it became a local dark legend.
Can you share some funny bank robbery stories?
There was a bank robber who wrote his holdup note on a piece of his own used lottery ticket. When the teller read it, she couldn't help but laugh a bit. The robber was so confused that he just stood there for a moment, which gave the teller enough time to trigger the silent alarm.
What are some of the most hilarious funny robbery fail stories?
One funny story is about a robber who tried to hold up a gas station. He wrote his demands on a piece of paper but accidentally dropped it on the way in. The cashier just laughed at him when he tried to convey his demands without the note.
Can you share some funny robbery fail stories?
Well, here's one. A group of robbers planned to rob a bank. They spent weeks preparing disguises. When they finally entered the bank, they realized it was closed for a holiday. They had been so focused on their plan that they didn't check the bank's schedule.
Tell me a one armed scary story.
In a small village, there was a one - armed old woman. She lived on the outskirts of the village in a dilapidated hut. Whenever a child misbehaved, the adults would tell them about the one - armed woman. It was said that she used to be a witch and lost her arm in a battle with a good wizard. At night, if you passed by her hut, you could sometimes hear her moaning as if in pain, and her one - armed shadow would be cast on the window, which was really terrifying.
Tell me some funny 2020 stories.
One funny 2020 story was about all the creative ways people found to exercise at home during lockdown. There were videos of people doing yoga with their pets or trying to do home workouts while their kids climbed all over them. It was really hilarious to see how people adapted.
Tell me some funny stories.
Once upon a time, there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around and around, getting dizzier by the minute. When it finally caught its tail, it looked so surprised as if it didn't expect to succeed. Another funny story is about a little boy who put his pants on backwards and went to school like that. All his classmates couldn't stop laughing when they saw him.