Can you share some funny drunk hookup stories?
I know a story where a guy got drunk and thought his dog was a beautiful woman. He started complimenting the 'lady' and even tried to ask it on a date. His friends filmed the whole thing and it became a viral video within their friend group.
Well, once my friend was really drunk at a party. He thought a mannequin was a real person and started chatting it up, asking it for a dance. Everyone was laughing so hard when he finally realized it wasn't real.
Can you share some funny hookup stories?
Sure. One time, my friend thought she was meeting a guy for a normal coffee date. But when she got there, he had a parrot on his shoulder the whole time. The parrot kept repeating 'hello' and making random squawks during their conversation. It was so strange but also really funny.
Can you share some funny Tinder hookup stories?
Sure! One time, my friend matched with a guy who said he was a professional mime in his bio. When they met up, he actually did mime actions the whole time during their coffee date. It was so strange yet hilarious that she couldn't stop laughing.
Share your best drunk hookup stories.
Well, once I was at a beach party. I had a bit too much to drink. There was this really friendly girl. We started chatting about our favorite music. Before we knew it, we were dancing together all night. And then we just sat on the beach, watching the sunrise, holding hands. It was a really sweet and unexpected connection.
Can you share some funny drunk stories?
Sure. Once my friend got drunk and thought he was a famous singer. He climbed on a table in the bar and started singing at the top of his lungs. His singing was so off - key but he was so confident that everyone in the bar was laughing.
Can you share some funny drunk stories?
Sure. One time my friend got drunk and thought he could talk to the pigeons in the park. He was following them around, trying to have a full conversation as if they could understand him. It was hilarious.
Can you share some drunk funny stories?
I remember a drunk story where a man thought he could talk to animals after having too much to drink. He sat in the park and started having a full - blown conversation with a squirrel. He was asking it about its day and offering it peanuts from his pocket, all while the squirrel just stared at him blankly. It was so funny to watch.
Can you share some funny hookup story?
Here's one. A couple met through a really strange situation. They were both at a dog park, and their dogs got into a little tussle over a ball. But instead of getting angry, they started laughing and talking. They realized they lived close by and started hanging out more. Their dogs' little 'hookup' led to their own funny and sweet hookup story.
Can you share some funny drunk girl stories?
Sure. There was a girl who got drunk at a party. She started thinking she was a famous singer and grabbed a hairbrush as a microphone, singing at the top of her lungs to all the bemused guests.
Can you share some funny drunk boyfriend stories?
Sure. One time my boyfriend got drunk and thought he was a famous singer. He grabbed a broom as a microphone and started singing at the top of his lungs in our living room. It was so hilarious that I couldn't stop laughing.
Can you share some funny drunk driver stories?
One time, a drunk driver thought his car was a spaceship. He kept trying to press buttons on the dashboard to 'launch' and was making beeping noises like a spaceship. When the police pulled him over, he asked if they were aliens coming to stop his intergalactic journey.