What are some interesting tithes and offerings funny stories you've heard?

2024-11-09 00:24

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2024-11-09 02:25

At one church, a man who was a beekeeper brought in a jar of honey as his tithe. He said that just as honey was sweet, his heart was sweet in giving to the church. And he joked that God must have a sweet tooth too. The pastor later used the honey for communion bread, which added a unique touch to the ceremony and became a memorable and funny tithe story in the church.

Can you share some tithes and offerings funny stories?

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2024-11-08 21:59

In a small rural church, an old farmer once brought in a sack full of freshly harvested vegetables as his offering. He stood up and said, 'I figure God likes a good home - grown meal as much as we do, so here are my tithes of the land.' The whole congregation had a good laugh and was also very touched by his simple yet sincere offering.

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