In a court case, a woman was suing a delivery company because they delivered her package to the wrong address. The delivery guy said he was sure he got the right place because there was a big sign with the name on it. When the judge asked what the sign said, the delivery guy replied it was a sign for a 'Pizza Hut'. The absurdity of it made the courtroom laugh.
One of the most memorable funny court cases was a man who sued his toaster for burning his toast every single time. He brought in the toaster as evidence and demonstrated how it always over - toasted. Another case that stands out is when a woman sued a hair salon because she didn't like the way her hair looked after a dye job. She had pictures of herself looking like a rainbow - haired clown. And there was a case where a man sued a taxi driver for taking him on a 'scenic route' that made him late for a date. He argued that the driver should have known better.
My neighbor's cat once chased a laser pointer all the way into a bathtub full of water. It was so funny because the cat was so focused on the red dot that it didn't notice the water until it was already in. After that, it just sat there looking confused.
One memorable story is about a cat that got stuck in a box. The owner tried to pull it out, but the cat just hissed. In the end, the cat realized it could just walk out the other open side of the box. It was funny how the cat didn't figure it out sooner and it was definitely true.
At a church wedding, the flower girl got distracted by a butterfly during the ceremony and started chasing it down the aisle, much to the amusement of the guests.
In an LDS ward, there was a talent show. A group of elders decided to do a skit. However, one of them forgot his lines completely and started making up the most absurd things on the spot. His fellow actors had to improvise along with him. It turned into a completely different skit than what was planned, but it was so hilarious that the whole ward was laughing throughout. It became one of those classic funny stories that people in the ward would talk about for a long time.
A nurse was helping an overweight patient get out of bed. As she was trying to assist him, they both got a bit tangled up and ended up falling onto the nearby chair instead of standing up. They were both okay and just laughed about how clumsy they were together.
I heard of a man who had dentures and he was a big singer in his local choir. One Sunday during the service, he opened his mouth really wide to hit a high note and his dentures popped out. The whole choir burst out laughing and the poor man was so embarrassed. He had to quickly retrieve them and keep singing. This story shows that dentures can cause some really unexpected and funny situations even during serious moments.
One memorable story is of a dog that tried to dig a hole to China in the backyard. It dug and dug until there was a huge mess, but it was so determined. Another is a dog that howled along with the ambulance siren every time it passed by the house, thinking it was joining in a song.
One of the memorable ones is about a dog. The dog chased its own tail for hours thinking it was some other animal. It was so funny to watch as it went round and round in circles.
One story that always makes me laugh is about a parrot. The parrot learned to mimic the sound of the phone ringing. Every time it did it, the family would run to answer the 'phone' only to realize it was the parrot. It drove them crazy but was also really funny.