Can you share some true funny court stories?
There was a court case where a man was being sued for making too much noise at night. He showed up to court with a guitar. When the judge asked him about it, he said he wanted to prove that his music was so good it couldn't be considered noise. He then started playing a really out - of - tune song, which made everyone in the courtroom chuckle.
Can you share some funny court stories?
In one court story, a lawyer accidentally called the judge 'Mom' during a trial. He was so nervous and it took everyone by surprise. The judge just chuckled and told him to be more careful. It was really a funny moment in the serious court environment.
Can you share some court reporter funny stories?
Sure. There was a court reporter who accidentally typed 'The defendant is guilty of being too handsome' instead of the actual charge. It caused a big laugh in the courtroom.
Can you share some funny Irish court stories?
There's this funny story about an Irish court case. A man was in court for public drunkenness. When the judge asked him why he was so drunk, he said he was celebrating finding a four - leaf clover. He then proceeded to pull out a handful of what he thought were four - leaf clovers but were actually just regular clover, which made everyone in the courtroom chuckle.
Can you share some funny traffic court stories?
Sure. There was a guy who got a ticket for parking in a no - parking zone. In court, he said he parked there because a sign told him to. When the officer showed the real sign, it turned out the guy had misread a 'Tow Away Zone' sign as 'Park Here'. Everyone in the court had a good laugh.
Can you share some funny court case stories?
Sure. There was a case where a man sued his neighbor because a squirrel from the neighbor's yard kept stealing his birdseed. He presented pictures of the squirrel with a mouthful of seeds as evidence. Another one was a woman who sued a coffee shop because the latte art on her coffee looked more like a blob than a heart as advertised. And there was also a case where a man tried to sue the rain for ruining his new haircut when he got caught in a downpour on his way home from the barbershop.
Can you share some court stenographer funny stories?
Sure. One story is about a court stenographer who misheard a lawyer say 'objection' as 'abduction'. It led to a moment of total confusion in the courtroom until everyone realized the mistake and had a good laugh.
Can you share some court reporters' funny stories?
Here's one. A court reporter was working on a long and dull case. Suddenly, the judge's stomach growled really loudly during a very quiet moment. The reporter couldn't help but include a little note about it in their personal journal later. They said it was so unexpected and made the whole solemn courtroom atmosphere seem a bit more human and humorous for a moment.
Can you share some funny court recorder stories?
In one court, the recorder malfunctioned during an important testimony. It started repeating parts of the statement in a really strange, echo - like way. The judge had to halt the proceedings for a while to get it fixed. It was quite a comical situation as the lawyers were getting all flustered. And the witness was just sitting there looking really confused.
Can you share some funny supreme court stories?
Sure. There was a case where a lawyer accidentally called the wrong witness and ended up with a completely unexpected and comical testimony that had the whole courtroom in stitches.
Can you share some true funny stories?
Sure. Once my friend was trying to be cool while skateboarding. He did a big jump, but then his skateboard flew one way and he landed in a bush the other way. He was completely unharmed but looked like a mess with leaves all over him.