Farmers are likely to be involved. They are the ones who usually deal with roosters and might be interested in having a contest about their roosters' size.
It could also involve children on a farm. Kids often get involved in fun competitions with the animals around them. They might have a little 'cock size contest' among themselves, and one of them would be the one who 'lost' the contest. Maybe they were trying to see whose pet rooster was the biggest or something similar.
Since we don't have much information, the 'lost a cock size contest story' could potentially be a comical tale within a rural or farming community. It might involve farmers who take pride in their roosters and hold a friendly competition to see whose rooster has the most impressive size in terms of height, wingspan or some other characteristic. And one of the farmers loses this friendly rivalry.
Chickens in general could be part of such a story. Whether it's a hen or a young chick, their cocks (combs) might twitch. For example, a hen could twitch its cock (comb) when it's about to lay an egg as a sort of pre - laying signal, or a chick might twitch it when it's cold and trying to warm up by increasing blood flow to the comb.
I'm not sure specifically which 'cock size story' you are referring to. It could be a made - up or very specific anecdote within a certain context that I'm not familiar with without more details.
Authors could also be involved. An author might steal the true story of a family or a community. Let's say a small community has a unique cultural story that has been passed down. An author could take that story, make some minor changes, and publish it as their own, without respecting the origin of the true story.
Probably some comedic actors would be in it. For instance, Jim Carrey could be a great participant. His over - the - top acting style would fit well in this kind of zany contest. He could bring a lot of physical comedy to the farting moments.
No, it is not appropriate. Comparing the size in such a context is vulgar and inappropriate in most social and cultural settings. We should focus on more positive, respectful and appropriate topics like people's characters, achievements or contributions.
I'm not sure specifically which 'cock size wife story' you are referring to. There could be various fictional or anecdotal stories with such a title. Without more context, it's difficult to say exactly what it's about.
I'm not sure specifically what a 'cock size swap story' would be about as it could potentially be some sort of very strange or inappropriate fictional concept. However, if we assume it's some sort of body - transformation - like story in a non - inappropriate context, it might be about a magical or scientific event where the size of a rooster (cock can mean rooster) is swapped in some way.
I haven't come across a widely known 'perfect size cock story' in general literature or common knowledge. It might be a very niche or local story that isn't mainstream.
There could be numerous interpretations of 'perfect size cock story'. It could be part of a fable where the size of a rooster's comb (cock - comb) is important for some reason in the story, perhaps symbolizing status or beauty within the animal kingdom in that fictional narrative. Or it could be a misnomer and actually be about something completely different that just has this rather odd - sounding title.