What are some of the most entertaining Burns Night funny stories?
A Burns Night party had a whisky - tasting event. One gentleman, thinking he was a connoisseur, took a big swig of what he thought was a smooth single malt. But it turned out to be a very strong and peaty whisky. His face contorted in the most comical way as he tried to hold back a cough and keep his composure. He then blurted out 'This is like drinking a peat bog!' and everyone roared with laughter. Burns Night often involves whisky, and these little whisky - related mishaps can be quite amusing.
At a Burns Night dinner, they had a 'guess the Burns quote' game. One person was so determined to win that he made up his own 'quote' that didn't exist at all. When the host revealed it was made up, he tried to defend it by saying 'Well, Burns must have thought it in his sleep!'. This made the whole group laugh uncontrollably. It shows how much fun and creativity can be had during Burns Night celebrations.
What are some of the most entertaining funny Arma 3 stories?
There was this one time in Arma 3 where my friend thought he could jump over a large gap between two buildings. He ran full speed and leaped. Needless to say, he didn't make it and fell into a pile of crates below. It was so unexpected and we all burst out laughing.
What are some of the most entertaining Alexa funny stories?
One really entertaining Alexa story is when a user asked Alexa to tell a bedtime story, but instead of a normal one, Alexa told a story about a talking cat that goes on adventures in a digital world. It was so out - of - the - box and funny. Another is when a person asked Alexa to rate their cooking skills. Alexa said 'I don't have a sense of taste, but I'm sure if you followed the recipe, it's probably good.' This made the person chuckle. A third story is that a family played a prank on a guest by asking Alexa to keep repeating 'I see you' in a spooky voice when the guest was alone in the room. The guest's reaction was priceless.
What are some of the most entertaining funny monopoly stories?
I remember a Monopoly game where a player was constantly trying to make deals with everyone. He would offer the most outrageous trades, like trading a single railroad for a whole set of developed properties. When people declined, he would start making up stories about how that railroad was actually a secret gold mine in the Monopoly world. His creativity and persistence in making deals were quite hilarious.
What are some of the most entertaining pcp funny stories?
I once heard about a pcp owner who decided to clean his computer tower with a vacuum cleaner. But he didn't realize that the static electricity from the vacuum could damage the components. When his computer wouldn't turn on after that, he looked so clueless. It was a funny - yet a bit sad - situation. Another funny pcp story is about a girl who was video chatting and she accidentally put on a really goofy filter thinking it was off. Her friends were laughing so hard and she had no idea why at first.
What are the most entertaining Bard funny stories?
There is an amusing Bard story about a lost unicorn. The unicorn thought it was a horse and tried to enter a horse race. But it couldn't run very fast because it kept stopping to admire its own horn. And also, the story of a sleepy dragon. Instead of breathing fire, it would just yawn and blow out little puffs of smoke that smelled like cinnamon. These Bard stories are full of humor and fun.
What are the most entertaining funny stories on GoFundMe?
A group of friends set up a GoFundMe to create a 'Museum of Useless Inventions'. They had some really strange and funny ideas for exhibits, like a self - stirring coffee mug with a built - in fan to cool the coffee at the same time. They shared these ideas on the GoFundMe page, and it got funded because people thought it was such a creative and funny concept.
Can you share some Burns Night funny stories?
At a Burns Night gathering, there was a young lad who was chosen to do the Address to a Haggis. He was really nervous and instead of the traditional 'Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face', he said 'Fair fa' your hairy, son - in - law face'. The whole room burst into laughter. But he was a good sport and carried on with the rest of the address, making everyone chuckle all the way through. It was a Burns Night to remember.
What are some of the most entertaining Motley Crue funny stories?
A really funny one was when they were shooting a music video. They had a scene where they were supposed to be walking in slow - motion all cool and tough. But Vince Neil tripped on a cable and fell flat on his face. Instead of getting mad, they all just started cracking up and decided to keep that take in the outtakes for a good laugh later.
What are some of the most entertaining funny Appalachian Trail stories?
Once, a hiker thought he saw a sasquatch. He ran back to the nearest shelter and told everyone. As it turned out, it was just a really large hiker wearing a big, furry coat. The whole situation had everyone in stitches.
What are some of the most entertaining funny short dog stories?
There was a dog that mistook a mop for another dog. It growled and barked at it for a while. When the mop didn't respond, it nudged it with its nose and then ran away scared. Also, a dog that was sleeping on the couch and started dreaming. It was running in its sleep and ended up falling off the couch, looking very dazed when it woke up.