Easy, can you tell me another funny story?
A man went to a restaurant. He ordered a steak. When the waiter brought the steak, the man said, 'This steak is so tough, I can use it as a frisbee!' The waiter replied, 'Then I suggest you take it outside, sir, because we don't allow frisbee playing in the restaurant.' Everyone around them laughed at the exchange.
Sure. There was a little boy who went to the zoo. He saw an elephant and thought it was a big dog. So he tried to play fetch with it. He threw a stick at the elephant, and the elephant just looked at him and then used its trunk to spray water all over the boy. The boy was soaking wet but he still laughed because he thought it was a really strange 'dog'.
Easy, tell me another funny story.
My friend once told me a story about his dog. His dog loved to chase his own tail. One day, he chased it so much that he finally caught it. But then he didn't know what to do with it. He just stood there, looking at his tail as if it was some strange thing that he had never seen before. It was really funny to see the confused look on the dog's face.
Easy, tell me a funny story.
Well, here's a story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Just kidding! Here's the real one. There were three turtles sitting on a log. One decided to jump into the water. How many were left on the log? Three, because the turtle only decided to jump but didn't actually do it. Hilarious, right?
Easy, tell me a funny story.
There were three friends - a chicken, a duck, and a goose. They decided to go on a road trip. The chicken was in charge of navigation. But the chicken got so excited that it started reading the map upside down. So they ended up at a farm instead of the beach. The duck kept quacking in disbelief and the goose just flapped its wings in annoyance.
Tell me another funny story
One day at the zoo, the zookeeper found that the monkeys had painted their faces to look like clowns. They had somehow gotten hold of some paint and brushes. They were swinging around and making funny faces at the visitors. The visitors were all laughing and taking pictures. It was like the monkeys were putting on their own little circus show, and the zookeeper didn't know whether to be angry or just laugh along.
Tell me another funny story
A group of penguins were having a race. One penguin was so determined to win that he put on roller skates. He zoomed ahead of all the other penguins at first. But then he couldn't stop in time and crashed right into an iceberg. All the other penguins just waddled past him, laughing. He ended up with a big bump on his head but still claimed that he would have won if not for the iceberg.
Tell me another funny story.
Once there was a man who went to the zoo. He saw a penguin looking really sad. So, he asked the zookeeper why. The zookeeper said the penguin was missing his friend from the South Pole. The man felt so bad that he decided to cheer the penguin up. He started doing a silly dance in front of the penguin. And you know what? The penguin just stared at him like he was crazy. But then suddenly, the penguin joined in with its own wobbly little dance. It was hilarious.
Tell me another Friday Funny Story.
There was a Friday when a dog chased its own tail in the park. People were watching and laughing as the dog just kept going round and round, completely oblivious to how silly it looked. Eventually, it got dizzy and just plopped down on the grass, which made everyone laugh even more.
Siri, tell me another funny story
There was a fish in a fish tank. It was a very curious fish. One day, it saw its own reflection in the glass and thought it was another fish. It started trying to swim through the glass to get to this 'new fish'. It bumped its nose against the glass over and over again. The other fish in the tank just watched it, probably thinking it was a bit silly.
Tell me another funny gay story.
There was this gay couple who went to a karaoke bar. One of them was a really bad singer but was super confident. He got up on stage and started singing a love song in the most off - key way. His partner was in the audience, laughing and also cheering him on. In the end, the whole bar was laughing and clapping along, not because it was good but because it was so hilariously bad.
Tell me another funny laxative story.
A woman accidentally used laxative - containing cream on her toast instead of regular butter. She was in for a big surprise when her stomach started rumbling not long after. She ran to the toilet multiple times and when she found out the reason, she couldn't help but laugh at her own mistake.