What are some of the funniest police stories you've heard?
One funny story is about a police dog training session. The dog was supposed to find a hidden 'bad guy' but instead, it found a squirrel and chased it all over the training ground, leaving the trainer in stitches.
I heard a story where a police officer was directing traffic. A driver rolled down the window and asked him if he was a real police officer because he looked too young. The officer replied, 'Yes, ma'am, I'm real. And I'm also very good at giving tickets.' The driver quickly drove away. It was quite funny how the officer handled it.
What are some of the funniest police officer stories you've heard?
A police officer tried to arrest a guy who was trying to steal a bike. The thief hopped on the bike and started pedaling away, but in his haste, he pedaled right into a fence. The officer just walked up and said, 'Not your best escape plan, huh?' and cuffed him.
What are some of the funniest police short stories you've heard?
A police officer was on patrol when he saw a man trying to steal a bicycle by carrying it on his back. The man was so determined that he didn't notice the officer until he bumped right into a lamppost. The officer just stood there and watched as the man got up, still holding the bike, and said 'I'm just taking it for a walk'. The officer had a good laugh and arrested him.
What are some of the funniest police arrest stories you've heard?
I once heard of a group of burglars who broke into a house. But they got scared by the owner's cat and ran out in a panic. They ran straight into the arms of the police who were on patrol nearby. Their terrified expressions when they realized they were caught made it a very funny arrest story.
What are some of the funniest military police stories you've heard?
A military police dog was being trained for a search operation. But during the practice, the dog got distracted by a squirrel. It chased the squirrel all around the training area while the handler was desperately trying to call it back. Everyone watching couldn't stop laughing.
What are some of the funniest it stories you've heard?
There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.
What are some of the funniest convict stories you've heard?
One funny story is about a convict who painted his face to look like a zebra thinking it would help him blend into the prison yard. But all it did was make him stand out even more and become the laughingstock of the prison.
What are some of the funniest coffee stories you've heard?
I heard about a barista who tried to create a new coffee art design. He was so focused on making it perfect that he didn't notice the customer had already left. He ended up with a beautiful design but no one to admire it.
What are some of the funniest ArcheAge stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a player who was trying to build a house in a really hilly area. He kept getting the foundation wrong because of the uneven ground. After hours of trying, he finally managed to build it, but it was slanting so much that it looked like it was about to topple over any second. It was really funny to see.
What are some of the funniest halloween stories you've heard?
At a Halloween party, a man came dressed as a mummy. He had wrapped himself so tightly in toilet paper that he could hardly move. When he tried to dance, he just wiggled in one place. And then he accidentally knocked over a bowl of punch. The punch spilled all over his 'mummy' wrappings and made him look like he had been in a really messy accident. It was a very funny sight.
What are some of the funniest rugby stories you've heard?
One story is about a rugby team that accidentally showed up at the wrong field for a game. They were all ready to play and warming up when they realized it wasn't their venue. They had to quickly rush to the correct place, all looking a bit silly.