Can you share a really funny party story that happened recently?
Sure. At a recent house party, someone brought their pet parrot. The parrot was very talkative. When the music got really loud, the parrot started squawking along to the beat. It was hilarious. Then, when people started playing a game of truth or dare, the parrot would randomly say 'truth' or 'dare' in the middle of someone's turn, completely throwing them off. It made the whole party even more entertaining.
Can you share a really funny slumber party story about a prank?
Sure. At a slumber party, we planned to prank the girl who always fell asleep first. We took some string and tied a bunch of little bells to the doorknob of the room she was sleeping in. Then we quietly left the room and waited. When her parents came to check on us, they opened the door and all those bells jingled. She woke up so startled and confused. It was a classic and very funny prank.
Tell me a really funny football story that happened recently.
Recently, in a football game, a substitute player was waiting on the sidelines. He was so eager to get in the game that when the coach finally signaled for him to come on, he ran onto the pitch in the wrong direction. He realized his mistake when he saw the looks on the players' faces. Everyone had a good laugh about it. It was one of those silly moments that make football so interesting.
Can you share a really funny embarrassing dare story that happened in school?
There was this one dare where a boy was made to stand on the classroom table and recite a nursery rhyme as if he was a Shakespearean actor. He got up there, trying to be all dramatic. His face was flushed with embarrassment as his classmates watched and giggled. It was a very funny sight to see him struggle through the rhyme while maintaining his 'character'.
Can you share some funny freak accident stories that happened at a party?
Sure. At a pool party, a man was trying to do a big cannonball jump into the pool. He misjudged the distance and instead of landing in the water, he hit the edge of the pool with his stomach. It made a huge splash but also left him with a big red mark. Everyone at the party was shocked at first and then burst into laughter.
What are some really funny Michigan stories that happened recently?
Recently in Michigan, there was a local fair. A man entered his pet pig in the 'cutest animal' contest. The pig had other ideas though. It escaped from its pen and ran straight into the mud - pit for the pig - wrestling event. It started rolling around and having the time of its life while the judges and spectators burst into laughter.
Can you share a really funny story?
Sure. Once there was a man who went to a pet store to buy a parrot. He saw a beautiful parrot with a sign that said, 'This parrot can repeat every word it hears.' So he bought it. When he got home, he started talking to the parrot, but the parrot didn't say a word. He returned to the store and told the owner. The owner said, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you. He's deaf.'
Can you share a really funny story?
Well, there was this little boy who thought his dog could talk. So, he would have long conversations with the dog. One time, he was in the kitchen and told the dog he was making a sandwich. He asked the dog what he wanted on it. The dog just barked. But the boy said, 'Oh, you want peanut butter and jelly too? Okay!' and made a sandwich for the dog as well. It was really funny when the dog just sniffed at it and walked away.
Can you share a funny drunk story about a party?
Sure. At a party, a drunk girl thought the potted plant was a dance partner. She started dancing with it, twirling around it and trying to dip it. It was so funny as the plant was almost as big as her. People were recording it on their phones and laughing.
Can you share a really spooky birthday party horror story?
A girl was having a birthday party in her backyard. She had a piñata. When it was time to break it, instead of candies, a bunch of dead bugs and a small, shriveled - up mouse fell out. It was really disgusting and scary. Everyone screamed and ran away. Later it was found out that some neighborhood kids had played a cruel prank on her. It was a horrible experience for the girl on her special day.
Can you share a scariest true monster story that happened recently?
In a rural area of Australia, there have been sightings of a creature that some are calling the 'Outback Terror'. It's described as a large, hairy beast that moves very quickly. A group of hikers recently reported seeing it while they were camping. They said it was lurking around their campsite at night. It made growling noises and they could see its large, glowing eyes in the dark. Since then, fewer people are willing to go camping in that area.