What are the funniest silly animal stories you know?
A group of ducks once followed a little boy around a park because they thought he had food. The boy was just walking casually but the ducks waddled after him in a line. They quacked non - stop as if demanding food. The boy finally realized and shared some of his sandwich with them. It was a really cute and silly scene.
A parrot learned to mimic the sound of a car alarm. Every time someone walked by its cage, it would start making that annoying car alarm sound. It was hilarious but also a bit irritating for the neighbors.
What are the funniest Australian animal stories you know?
A funny story involves wombats. Wombats are known for their rather square poop. There was this one time when a wildlife photographer was trying to get a shot of a wombat and accidentally stepped on one of its poops. The wombat just stared at the photographer as if it was offended. It was really hilarious.
What are the funniest goofy animal stories you know?
There's a story of a parrot that learned to mimic the sound of a car alarm. It would go off at all hours of the night, driving the neighbors crazy. And a pig that liked to roll in the mud but then ran into the house and left muddy tracks everywhere.
What are some of the funniest animal humorous stories you know?
A duck once walked into a bar. The bartender was so surprised and said, 'We don't serve ducks here.' And the duck replied, 'That's okay, I just wanted to use the pool table.' It's a silly but funny little story.
What are some of the funniest animal funny stories you know?
I remember a story about a hamster. This hamster was very active at night. One night, it somehow managed to push its exercise wheel out of its cage and started running on it in the middle of the living room floor. The family woke up to the strange sound and found the hamster happily running around as if it had planned this midnight adventure all along.
What are the funniest animal stories you've heard?
I heard about a goat that climbed onto the roof of a shed. It just stood there, looking down at all the other animals as if it was king of the farm. Everyone was so surprised to see it up there and it took a while to get it down.
What are the funniest delivery stories you know?
A delivery man was delivering a cake. When he reached the destination, he opened the box to check if it was okay. But his dog, who was in the truck, jumped out and took a big bite out of the cake. The delivery man was so embarrassed when he had to explain to the customer what happened.
What are the funniest Archimedes stories you know?
Another funny aspect of Archimedes' stories is his rivalry. He had some disputes with other scholars. In one instance, he presented his ideas in such a confident and over - the - top manner that it was almost comical. He knew he was brilliant and didn't hold back in showing it. His way of dealing with academic challenges had a certain humor to it as he was always so self - assured in his knowledge.
What are the funniest jokes stories you know?
A great joke story is about a man who goes to a pet store. He asks for a parrot that can sing. The store owner gives him a parrot. The man takes it home, but the parrot won't sing. He takes it back to the store and says, 'This parrot won't sing.' The store owner says, 'Oh, you want a singer? You should have asked for a canary!' This shows how misunderstandings can lead to funny situations. Another story could be about a duck that goes into a store and asks for some grapes. The clerk says, 'We don't sell grapes here, we sell groceries.' The duck says, 'Oh, well, no grapes then. Thanks anyway.' It's the simple and unexpected responses that make these joke stories so funny.
What are the funniest rabbit stories you know?
A rabbit once tried to imitate a kangaroo. It hopped around on its hind legs and made everyone laugh. But it got tired very quickly and fell flat on its face.
What are the funniest stalking stories you know?
A friend of mine had a strange 'stalking' experience. There was a parrot that would wait for him outside his apartment every morning. It would mimic his voice when he said hello. Turns out the parrot escaped from a nearby house and just liked my friend's voice.