What are some interesting funny theft stories you know?

2024-11-14 09:48

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2024-11-14 14:21

I heard about a thief who stole a woman's purse but didn't realize there was only a lipstick and a bunch of tissues in it. The look on his face when he discovered it must have been priceless.

2024-11-14 12:07

There's a story where a thief attempted to steal a TV from a store. He unplugged it and was trying to carry it out when the security alarm went off. In his panic, he dropped the TV on his own foot and hopped away in pain. It's so funny because his plan went so wrong. See, thieves often don't think things through. They are in such a rush to get what they think is valuable that they overlook simple things like how to actually get away with the item. This particular thief not only failed to steal the TV but also ended up hurting himself in the process, which serves him right.

Can you share some funny theft stories?

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2024-11-14 19:23

There was a story where a thief tried to steal a bike but ended up stealing a unicycle by mistake. He was seen wobbling away on it, looking very confused.

What are some interesting karma funny stories you know?

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2024-11-16 07:45

There was a person who was very stingy and never donated or helped others. Once, he lost his wallet. When he went to look for it, he found that no one was really interested in helping him find it. It was like karma making him feel what it's like when you don't show kindness to others.

What are some interesting funny recycling stories you know?

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2024-11-14 14:57

I know a story about a woman who recycled her old wine bottles. She painted them with different patterns and used them as vases. Some had polka dots, and some had stripes. It was really funny how she transformed those ordinary bottles into something so beautiful and useful.

What are some interesting airplane funny stories you know?

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2024-11-14 10:40

A man was so excited to fly first - class for the first time. He sat down and immediately started pressing all the buttons on his seat. He accidentally called the flight attendant four times in a row without realizing it, looking very confused each time she came.

What are some interesting Valentine funny stories you know?

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2024-11-13 17:05

I know a story where a couple went to a Valentine's Day dinner at a very fancy restaurant. The guy wanted to be super romantic and ordered escargot for the first time. But when the plate came, he was so grossed out by the snails that he made the funniest faces. His girlfriend couldn't stop laughing and took pictures of him. It became a very funny Valentine's memory for them.

What are some interesting anesthesia funny stories you know?

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2024-11-06 14:55

I know a story where a patient woke up from anesthesia and immediately asked for a pizza with extra cheese and pineapples, even though he was in a hospital where they don't serve pizza. It was so random and funny.

What are some interesting ebay funny stories you know?

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2024-11-04 10:14

There's a story about an eBay auction for a VHS tape of a really bad B - movie. The seller made it seem like it was a cult classic, with a super long and over - hyped description. The bidding war that ensued was more for the fun of it, as everyone knew the movie was terrible. It became a funny event within the eBay community. Many of the bidders later shared how they were just in it for the laughs.

What are some interesting march funny stories you know?

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2024-10-31 20:07

Well, I know of a march where a little kid joined in by accident. He thought it was a race and started running ahead of everyone, waving his little toy flag. The marchers had to speed up to keep up with him. It was really cute and funny.

What are some interesting funny smuggling stories you know?

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2024-10-30 12:51

I heard of a guy who tried to smuggle a small dog in his large coat. The dog was very quiet at first, but when the customs official patted the man's coat, the dog barked. It was a really funny moment as the man had no way to deny what he was trying to do.

What are some interesting hypnosis funny stories you know?

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2024-10-29 21:17

I know one where a person under hypnosis thought he was a famous chef. He started making 'dishes' with invisible ingredients and was explaining how delicious they were going to be. His over - the - top acting was really funny.