Can you share some funny optometrist stories?
Sure. One time an optometrist had a patient who was so nervous. When the optometrist asked him to read the eye chart, he started reading the numbers in a completely wrong order and then burst out laughing at his own mistake.
There was an optometrist who had a little kid as a patient. The kid thought the eye - examining machine was some sort of alien device. He kept making funny faces at it and the optometrist had a really hard time getting him to sit still long enough to do the test. The whole situation was really hilarious.
What are some of the funniest optometrist stories you've heard?
A patient went to the optometrist. As the optometrist was about to check his eyes, the patient suddenly said he had a superpower of seeing through walls. The optometrist just laughed and continued with the examination. It was so silly.
Can you share some funny funny stories?
Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles, looking so confused. It was hilarious.
Can you share some funny clean funny stories?
There was a cat that always followed its owner everywhere. One day, the owner decided to take a bath. The cat was very curious and sat outside the bathroom door meowing. When the owner opened the door after the bath, the cat looked at the owner in a very strange way as if it didn't recognize the clean and wet human in front of it. It was really a funny moment.
Can you share some funny jokes and funny stories?
Sure. Here's a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. As for a funny story, once a guy thought his cat could talk. He spent days trying to make it say something, but it just meowed. One day, he left his TV on a talk show and when he came back, the cat was sitting in front of it, looking really interested. He said, 'I knew you could understand!'. But the cat just blinked and went back to sleep.
Can you share some of the 15 funny stories?
Sure. One of the funny stories could be about a dog that chased its own tail thinking it was a strange little creature. Another might be a man who accidentally put his shoes on the wrong feet and walked around all day without noticing.
Can you share some funny stories?
Here's another one. A little boy was at school and the teacher asked him to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence. He said, 'My dad has a cold and said it was contagious.' The teacher said, 'Good, can you use it in another way?' The boy replied, 'My mom has a really contagious laugh. When she starts, everyone else starts laughing too.'
Can you share some of the funny stories?
There's this funny story about a dog. A family had a new puppy. They put a bell on its collar so they could know where it was. One day, the dog chased its own tail, and the bell was ringing non - stop. The family thought there was an intruder until they found the dog chasing itself in circles.
Can you share some funny stories?
Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles for minutes, looking so confused. It was hilarious.
Can you share some of funny stories?
Sure. Here is one. A man went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'Finally someone thinks I'm a king!'
Can you share some of the 70 funny stories?
Sure. One of the funny stories could be about a dog that chased its own tail thinking it was a strange little creature. It ran around in circles for minutes until it got dizzy and just plopped down, looking very confused.