Funny Urination Stories in Public Places
In a park, a dog chased a squirrel right towards a man who was about to urinate against a tree. The man got such a fright that he accidentally sprayed his own shoes. His shocked expression was really funny.
Funny public urination stories
There was this time in a small town during a local fair. A man who had drunk a bit too much lemonade found himself in a long line for the porta - potties. Unable to hold it any longer, he darted behind a large carnival game booth. However, he didn't notice that the booth was on a bit of a slope. As he started urinating, he lost his balance and ended up tumbling down the slope still mid - stream. His friends couldn't stop laughing when they saw him all wet and disheveled at the bottom.
Funny stories about animals and urination
A cat once climbed onto a brand - new car in the neighborhood. The cat seemed to think the shiny tire was a perfect place to relieve itself. The car owner was not too happy at first, but when he saw the cat's non -chalant look as it finished and sauntered away, he couldn't help but laugh. It was such a strange and unexpected thing for the cat to do.
Funny Urination Stories from Childhood
When I was a kid, my friend thought it would be fun to try to write his name in the snow while urinating. Well, it didn't go as planned. His hand slipped and he ended up making a really strange shape that looked nothing like his name. We all laughed so hard.
Are there any funny woman fart stories in public places?
Once, in a department store, a woman was trying on clothes in a fitting room. She farted quite loudly and was worried that the sales assistant outside might have heard. She peeked out nervously but the assistant was busy with other customers. She felt a huge sense of relief and later told her friends about it as a funny anecdote.
What are some typical funny embarrassing stories that happen in public places?
Another is when you are in a restaurant and you accidentally spill your drink all over the table and onto the person next to you. It happened to me. I was reaching for something and knocked over my glass of water. The person was really nice about it, but I was so embarrassed. I kept apologizing and trying to clean it up while my face was burning red.
What are some funny stupid people stories that happened in public places?
In a park, a woman was chasing a squirrel because she thought it was her lost pet hamster. She was running around, calling the squirrel by her hamster's name. Everyone was staring at her, but she didn't seem to care.
What are some funny body odor stories from public places?
At a concert, I was standing next to a guy who clearly hadn't showered in days. His body odor was a mix of sweat and something else indescribable. Every time he moved, a new wave of the smell hit me. I had to keep inching away without being too obvious.
What are some really funny throw up stories that happened in public places?
At a concert, this one girl was jumping around and having a great time. She had eaten a huge hot dog right before. All of a sudden, she stopped jumping and puked all over the people in front of her. It was gross but also kind of hilarious because everyone was so shocked.
What are some really funny diarrhea - related experiences in public places?
At a theme park, a girl had diarrhea after eating too many cotton candies. She ran towards the restroom but got lost. She asked a staff member for directions, but while she was talking, she couldn't stand still. The staff member finally realized what was going on and quickly led her to the restroom. It was so funny to see her trying to be polite while her body was in such a hurry.
Are there any interesting girl burp stories in public places?
A girl was at a library once. She had just drunk a fizzy drink and tried to hold in a burp. But it slipped out quietly. She looked around nervously, but since it was so quiet, a few people still heard it. She mouthed 'sorry' and went back to her reading. It was an awkward yet kind of funny situation.