What are the best two line funny stories?
Well, this one is good. A guy goes to the doctor. Doctor: 'What seems to be the problem?' Guy: 'I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.' Doctor: 'Didn't the new glasses help?' Guy: 'Sure, now I see the spots more clearly.' Another one: I got carded at the liquor store. I showed my library card. They were not amused.
Can you share some two line funny stories?
Sure. Story 1: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. Story 2: I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make it to the gym on Tuesdays.'
What are some good best two line horror stories for a campfire?
I was camping alone. As I stared into the fire, a face emerged from the flames, its eyes burning into mine. I ran, but the heat chased me.
What are some funny grocery line stories?
Once I was in the grocery line and the person in front of me had a cart full of nothing but different kinds of cat food. And their cat was actually sitting on top of the cart looking all proud. It was really funny.
Share some funny 2 line stories.
One: I told my dog he was adopted. He looked at me, sniffed, and went back to sleep. He doesn't care. Another: I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!'
Share some 'funny 3 line stories'.
Story 1: A cat saw a mirror. It thought it was another cat. So it hissed for an hour. Story 2: I told my plant a joke. It didn't laugh. Maybe it needs better ears. Story 3: I bought shoes online. They looked great. But they were for the wrong foot.
What are some 'sad two line stories'?
One could be 'She left the keys on the table. He never came back.'
What are some interesting 'best 2 line stories'?
One 'best 2 line story' could be 'The old man lost his hat. A kind child returned it, bringing a smile to his face.'
Share some funny one line stories.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
What are some interesting 'two line horror stories'?
One: 'I woke up to a noise. It was my own scream from the future.'
What are some examples of 'two line scary stories'?
One example could be 'I heard a knock at the door. When I opened it, no one was there but I felt a cold hand on my shoulder.'