I heard of a limo driver who had a client who thought the limo was a time - traveling machine. He kept asking the driver to take him to different historical eras. The driver played along and told him stories about each 'era' they were 'traveling' to, like how the roads were made of gold in the 'future'. It was really funny.
I heard about a bus driver who had a parrot in his bus. The parrot would say 'Next stop' and 'All aboard' in a really funny voice. Passengers loved it.
I remember an Uber driver who had a parrot in the car. The parrot would repeat everything we said, and it was hilarious.
There was this limo driver who picked up a very drunk businessman. The man was so out of it that he started singing at the top of his lungs all kinds of old songs. The driver joined in and they had a mini karaoke session in the limo all the way to the man's destination. It was quite a hilarious scene.
A limo was booked for a corporate event. One of the businessmen accidentally locked himself in the limo's bathroom. His colleagues were outside laughing while he was trying to figure out how to get out. Eventually, the driver had to open it from the outside. It was quite a scene.
I heard about a drunk driver who mistook a mailbox for a toll booth. He stopped his car in front of it, rolled down his window and started throwing coins at it while shouting 'Here's my toll!'. His friend in the passenger seat was laughing so hard he could barely tell him he was being ridiculous.
One hilarious story is about a student driver who thought the horn was for greeting other drivers. So every time they passed a car, they would honk the horn and wave. Another is a student who tried to shift gears while driving an automatic car and couldn't understand why it wasn't working.
One uber driver shared that he had a very chatty old lady as a passenger. She told him all about her cat's adventures as if the cat was a person. She even gave the driver advice on how to train his non - existent cat. It was a really amusing and heartwarming story.
Well, the trend of DIY haircuts in 2020 was quite funny. A lot of people attempted to cut their own hair when salons were closed. Some ended up with really strange and uneven hairstyles that they had to live with for a while. It was funny to see their before - and - after pictures on social media.
One memorable story is about a gangsterbb called Max. He was in a 'negotiation' with another gang. He was trying to act all tough and intimidating. But his pants accidentally split right in the middle of the meeting. Everyone burst out laughing, and the tense situation turned into a comedy. He was so embarrassed that he just ran away. It was really funny how something so unexpected could completely change the mood.
One funny story is about a tenant who painted the entire apartment bright pink without permission. When the landlord saw it, his face was priceless. He immediately evicted the tenant. Another time, a tenant filled the bathtub with live fish and was using it as a makeshift fishpond. The landlord walked in and couldn't believe his eyes. That led to an eviction too.