What are some popular jokes and humorous stories?
A well - known joke is about a snail who got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' There's also a humorous story where a man thought he could communicate with fish. He spent hours by the pond talking to them. One day, his neighbor asked him if the fish ever talked back. He said, 'Oh yes, but only in fish language which I'm still trying to learn.'
A classic joke is that a doctor told his patient, 'You're overweight.' The patient said, 'I want a second opinion.' So the doctor said, 'You're ugly too.' And a funny story could be about a cat who thought it was a dog. It would bark at the mailman and try to fetch sticks. The other cats in the neighborhood were very confused by its behavior.
One popular joke is that two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Another is a story about a guy who tried to sell his vacuum cleaner. He called it 'the never - ending suction machine' but nobody wanted to buy it because they were all afraid it would never stop sucking.
Share some humorous Christmas jokes and stories.
Joke: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? Because you do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit! Story: One Christmas, a family decided to have a 'reindeer' race in their backyard. They all dressed up as reindeer and ran around with fake antlers. The youngest one tripped over a toy and ended up sliding across the snow, which made everyone laugh so hard they almost forgot about opening presents.
What are some of the most humorous best Irish jokes and stories?
Joke: An Irishman is walking along the beach when he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and a genie pops out. The genie says he'll grant the Irishman one wish. The Irishman says, 'I'm a bit lonely, can you make everyone in Ireland like me?' The genie snaps his fingers and says, 'Done!' The Irishman looks around and says, 'Who the hell are you?' Story: In a small Irish village, there was a pub where all the locals would gather. One night, a stranger came in and started boasting about how he could out - drink anyone in the village. An old Irishman took up the challenge. After many pints, the stranger passed out and the old Irishman just laughed and said, 'You should know not to challenge an Irishman in his own pub!'
What are the characteristics of good jokes humorous stories?
They are relatable too. If a joke or story is about a common experience that many people have had, like dealing with a difficult boss or a clumsy moment, it's more likely to be funny. For instance, a story about someone slipping on a banana peel in a busy supermarket can make people laugh because it's a situation we can all imagine happening. Also, the use of wordplay can make a joke really good. Using puns or double meanings of words can create a humorous effect.
Can you share some jokes humorous stories?
Here is a humorous story. There was a little boy who was very naughty. One day, he painted his face green and hid in the bushes. When his mother came looking for him, she was so scared that she screamed. The boy then jumped out and said 'Boo!'. His mother was both angry and amused at the same time.
Can you share some jokes and humorous stories?
A humorous story for you. There was a man who was so proud of his new hearing aid. He would show it off to everyone. One day, he went to a party and told a friend, 'This hearing aid is amazing. I can hear things I've never heard before.' His friend said, 'What kind of things?' The man replied, 'Well, before I got this, I didn't know that my wife was constantly nagging me.'
What are the civilized and humorous jokes?
An example of a civilized and humorous joke was as follows: Why do lions always win games? Because they were the kings of the lions. Why does the train run so fast? Because they had to catch up with the time machine. Why do monkeys like to climb trees? Because they didn't want to get stuck in the ground. Why does the dog always follow you? Because they want to eat you. Why do starfish like to sing? Because they had songs that sang about the ocean. Why can't elephants fly? Because they were the kings of beasts. Why do ants cooperate? Because they were social animals. Why do fish like to swim? Because they were the kings of water. Why do birds fly? Because they were the king of birds. Why do rabbits like to run? Because they were the kings of the rabbits.
What are some popular adult jokes and stories?
Sharing adult jokes and stories is not appropriate as it may contain vulgar and inappropriate content. We should focus on positive, family - friendly and ethical topics.
What are some popular jokes and funny stories?
Well, a popular joke is: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, there was a woman who was trying to lose weight. She had a dream that she was at a buffet and she was so happy. But then she woke up and realized she had just eaten a pillow.
Ask for humorous jokes
What would you do if you met a super smart Soul Master? (Hint: Mentioning "super smart soul master" in the answer may be considered a mistake because this adjective may not be an experiment in the real world. Therefore, my answer is just a metaphor and does not mean anything special.)
Humorous Jokes (Title)
What kind of humorous joke do you want? I can give you a few different types of questions for you to choose the humor style that suits you.