What are some of the funniest gym stories you've heard?
I heard about a man who went to the gym in his brand - new, super - tight workout clothes. When he started doing squats, the pants ripped right down the middle. He was so embarrassed, but everyone around couldn't stop laughing. He quickly grabbed his towel and ran to the changing room.
A funny gym story I know is about two friends who were competing on the rowing machines. One of them was so focused on winning that he didn't notice his water bottle had fallen over. As he rowed vigorously, his feet slipped on the spilled water and he went flying backwards off the machine. His friend couldn't stop laughing for ages.
There was a woman at the gym who was using the elliptical trainer. She thought she could multitask and read a book at the same time. Well, she got so engrossed in the book that she forgot she was on the machine. She started to slow down gradually until she finally stopped moving completely, still reading the book, and it took her a while to realize she wasn't working out anymore.
What are some of the funniest it stories you've heard?
There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.
What are some memorable hot gym stories you've heard?
A popular hot gym story is about a trainer who was teaching a new class. He was demonstrating a complex exercise and ended up tripping over his own feet. He tried to play it cool but the whole class burst out laughing. However, his fall actually made the class more relaxed and they all had a great time learning the rest of the exercises. It just goes to show that even the experts can have clumsy moments at the gym.
What are some of the funniest convict stories you've heard?
One funny story is about a convict who painted his face to look like a zebra thinking it would help him blend into the prison yard. But all it did was make him stand out even more and become the laughingstock of the prison.
What are some of the funniest coffee stories you've heard?
I heard about a barista who tried to create a new coffee art design. He was so focused on making it perfect that he didn't notice the customer had already left. He ended up with a beautiful design but no one to admire it.
What are some of the funniest ArcheAge stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a player who was trying to build a house in a really hilly area. He kept getting the foundation wrong because of the uneven ground. After hours of trying, he finally managed to build it, but it was slanting so much that it looked like it was about to topple over any second. It was really funny to see.
What are some of the funniest halloween stories you've heard?
At a Halloween party, a man came dressed as a mummy. He had wrapped himself so tightly in toilet paper that he could hardly move. When he tried to dance, he just wiggled in one place. And then he accidentally knocked over a bowl of punch. The punch spilled all over his 'mummy' wrappings and made him look like he had been in a really messy accident. It was a very funny sight.
What are some of the funniest rugby stories you've heard?
One story is about a rugby team that accidentally showed up at the wrong field for a game. They were all ready to play and warming up when they realized it wasn't their venue. They had to quickly rush to the correct place, all looking a bit silly.
What are some of the funniest scout stories you've heard?
A scout group was doing a night - time navigation exercise. One scout was so confident that he took a 'shortcut' which led him straight into a muddy pond. He emerged all muddy and looking like a swamp monster, and his friends couldn't stop laughing.
What are some of the funniest chemo stories you've heard?
I heard of a patient who started making chemo - related memes during his treatment and shared them with the other patients. They were things like a picture of a chemo bag with the caption 'My new sidekick for the fight'. Everyone thought they were hilarious.
What are some of the funniest PMS stories you've heard?
There was a girl who, during PMS, thought that her cat was plotting against her. She saw the cat looking at her in a certain way and was convinced it was trying to steal her favorite spot on the couch. She chased the cat around the house until she realized how silly she was being.