Can you share a particular funny turkey story from a farm?
On a particular farm, a turkey got into the farmer's house through an open door. Once inside, it discovered a mirror. Not knowing what it was, the turkey thought it was another turkey. It started to puff up its feathers and strut around in front of the mirror, trying to show off. When it didn't get a reaction from the 'other' turkey, it pecked at the mirror. The whole scene of the confused turkey in the house was extremely funny.
Can you share a turkey funny story?
Here's one. A family was preparing a big Thanksgiving dinner and the turkey they had bought for the meal managed to escape. It ran into the neighbor's yard and hid among their pet chickens. When the family came to look for it, they couldn't tell which one was the turkey at first because the turkey was trying to blend in with the chickens by making chicken - like noises and movements. It took them quite a while to find the runaway turkey.
Can you share another funny turkey story?
Well, there was this one turkey at a petting zoo. He was so friendly that he would follow the zookeeper everywhere. One day, the zookeeper was wearing a big hat. The turkey became obsessed with the hat. He kept pecking at it gently, as if he wanted to wear it. When the zookeeper finally took off the hat and put it on the ground, the turkey tried to put his head in it. It was hilarious to see the turkey with a big floppy hat on his head.
Can you share a particular sasquatch funny story?
Sure. There was this one time when a ranger in the forest heard some odd noises that he thought were made by a sasquatch. He called for backup, and when his colleagues arrived, they all crept up on the source of the noise. They were shocked to find a family of raccoons fighting over a large piece of food. Their expressions were priceless as they realized it wasn't a sasquatch at all.
Can you share a different funny short turkey story?
Sure. There was a turkey who loved to dance. Every time the farmer played music on his old radio, the turkey would start wiggling and twirling. One day, the radio fell and made a really loud noise. Instead of being scared, the turkey started dancing even more crazily, thinking it was a new kind of music.
Can you share a chuck a funny farm story?
On the funny farm, Chuck was a horse. But Chuck didn't like to run in the fields like a normal horse. Instead, he liked to roll in the haystack. One day, he rolled so much that he got completely buried in the hay. The farmer had to search for him and when he found Chuck, all he could see was a horse - shaped mound of hay. Chuck poked his head out with a big 'neigh' as if to say 'Ta - da!'.
Can you share a particular funny cat story you know?
Sure. There was a cat that liked to sleep on the warm stove. One day, the stove was on low heat for cooking. The cat jumped up and lay down as usual. But after a while, it started feeling too warm and jumped off in a hurry, running around the kitchen with its fur all puffed up. It was like a little furry ball of chaos.
Can you share a particular funny moment from boot camp stories?
A really funny moment was during a navigation exercise. A group of recruits got completely lost. They were supposed to be following a set of directions but somehow ended up in a completely different area. When they finally realized their mistake, they were in the middle of a field where some cows were grazing. The sight of them all looking confused while the cows just stared at them was hilarious.
Can you share a particular funny Christian Mingle story in detail?
A woman on Christian Mingle described herself as a'spiritual adventurer'. A man thought that meant she liked to go on missionary trips to far - off places. So he messaged her with all these stories about his own missionary experiences. When they met, she told him that by'spiritual adventurer' she just meant she liked to try different churches in her city. They both laughed so hard. But then they started visiting different churches together in the city, which was a new and fun experience for both of them. It was a funny start to what turned out to be a great friendship that grew out of their Christian Mingle encounter.
Can you share a particular Javy Baez funny story in detail?
Well, there was a time when Javy Baez was in the outfield. A fly ball was hit towards him, and instead of just running in a straight line to catch it, he zig - zagged all over the place. It was like he was following an invisible maze. When he finally caught the ball, he held it up triumphantly as if he had just completed some great feat. His teammates were laughing, and the fans were loving it. His unorthodox playing style always brings some humor to the game. It's not every day you see a player move like that in the outfield.
Can you share a particular funny story involving Norm Macdonald?
Yes. He once told a story about his experience in a taxicab. The cab driver was talking non - stop about politics. Norm, being Norm, started to give the most out - there and completely made - up political opinions. He said things like 'I think we should have a president who is a trained monkey.' The cab driver was so shocked at first but then started to laugh because Norm was just so unapologetically silly. It was a really funny story of how Norm could turn an ordinary situation into a comical one.