A family had a parrot. On Christmas day, the parrot started singing Christmas carols in a really off - key voice. It was so funny that everyone gathered around the cage to listen. The parrot got really excited with all the attention and started adding some strange squawks in between the carols. It made for a very entertaining and unique Christmas moment.
There was a cat in our neighborhood during Christmas. It climbed up the Christmas tree thinking it was a big cat - tree. But when it got to the top, it realized it was too high and meowed loudly for help. The owner had to carefully get it down. Every time we see a Christmas tree now, we think of that scared - yet - funny - looking cat on top of it.
My friend has a dog. On Christmas morning, the dog found the Christmas tree toppled over. It turns out the dog had been chasing its own tail and accidentally knocked the tree down while running around. There were ornaments everywhere and the dog just sat there looking very confused, which was hilarious.
At an office Christmas party, there was a Secret Santa gift exchange. One person received a pair of socks with a picture of their boss's face on it. Everyone burst out laughing when they saw it. It turned out to be a really creative and funny gift that lightened up the whole party.
One funny xmas story is about a family who got a real live reindeer as a surprise gift. But the reindeer was more interested in eating the Christmas tree than being part of the festive scene. It ran around the living room with tinsel in its antlers, causing chaos and laughter.
One funny Xmas story is about a family that got a live turkey for Christmas dinner. But the turkey escaped and ran around the house, with the kids chasing it. It finally hid under the Christmas tree. The family was so amused that they decided to keep the turkey as a pet instead of having it for dinner.
Sure. One funny Xmas story is about a family who decided to dress their dog as Santa Claus. The dog, a little pug, waddled around with the Santa hat and beard on, looking more like a furry red ball. Every time it tried to bark, the beard would get in the way, making it sound like muffled growls. It was hilarious and made the whole family laugh throughout Christmas day.
Sure. One story is about Santa Claus getting his beard stuck in the chimney while delivering presents. He wiggled and jiggled until finally he popped out, but his beard was all askew and he looked quite comical.
A little boy once wrote a letter to Santa asking for a real live reindeer. When Santa showed up at his house on Christmas Eve, he brought a stuffed reindeer and said 'This is the best I could do for now. Keep being good and one day you might get a real one!'
There was an Xmas party where we decided to have a Christmas carol competition. One group was so into it that they started doing really wild dance moves while singing. It was hilarious. They ended up winning not because of their singing but their over - the - top performance. There were people falling over from laughing so hard.
Sure! A funny Xmas poem could be: 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for the mouse. He nibbled on cheese, beneath the tree bright, waiting for Santa, what a funny sight!' As for a story, there's the one about the elf who accidentally put salt instead of sugar in Santa's cookies. Santa took a big bite and his face was priceless!
Sure. There was a cat on Halloween. Its owner dressed it up as a little pumpkin. The cat wasn't too happy about it at first. When it went outside to explore, it saw a real pumpkin and hissed at it, thinking it was another cat in a pumpkin costume. It then tried to attack the pumpkin, but just bounced off it. The owner watched this whole scene and couldn't stop laughing at how silly the cat looked.
Sure. One day, my cat saw its own reflection in the mirror for the first time. It thought it was another cat and started to hiss and arch its back. Then it slowly walked around the mirror, trying to find a way to get to the 'other cat'. When it finally realized it was just its own reflection, it just sat there looking confused. It was really hilarious.