Can you share a really funny poop - related story from your experience?
When I was a kid, we had a pet rabbit. One day, we found that it had made a poop pyramid in its cage. It was carefully arranged and looked like it was trying to build some sort of poop masterpiece. We all found it extremely funny and even took pictures of it. It was such a simple yet amusing thing that the rabbit had done.
At a zoo, I saw an elephant poop. It was a huge amount, of course. But what made it really funny was that a little bird immediately landed on the fresh poop and started pecking at it as if it had found a treasure. The contrast between the massive poop and the tiny bird was just so humorous.
Sure. There was this time at a camping trip. A friend of mine thought it was a good idea to use a bush as a toilet. But he didn't realize there was a small anthill there. As he was doing his business, the ants started swarming, and he came running out with his pants half - down, screaming. His face was priceless and the whole situation was so comical.
Can you share a really funny race story from your own experience?
At a local running race, there was a woman who was running while listening to music. She was so into her music that she missed the turn sign and kept running straight. The marshals were shouting at her, but she didn't hear. By the time she realized, she had run quite a distance in the wrong direction. She was so embarrassed when she came back, but it was a really funny sight for the rest of us.
Is there a really funny roomba poop story you can share?
Sure. There was this time when my Roomba seemed to think a small poop pellet was just another bit of dirt. It pushed it around the living room for a while until it finally got stuck in the brush. I had to take it apart to get it out. Hilarious in hindsight.
Can you share a really funny girl poop story?
There was a young girl who was at a fair. She ate a huge funnel cake. Not long after, she felt the need to go to the bathroom. She went into the fair's porta - potty. When she came out, she had some toilet paper stuck to her shoe. She walked around like that for a while before noticing. Her friends couldn't stop laughing when they saw it, and she joined in once she realized what had happened.
Can you share a funny Zoom story from your experience?
Sure. I was in a Zoom party and someone had their camera pointed at the wrong thing at first. Instead of showing their face, it showed their messy room and a pile of dirty laundry. They quickly realized and fixed it, but not before we all got a good laugh.
Can you share a funny high story from your experience?
Yes. I once went on a high - rise building tour. At the very top, there was a balcony. A seagull landed right on the railing and started doing a little dance. It was so unexpected and funny. It seemed like the seagull was showing off for all of us up there on that high perch.
Can you share a 'so not so funny story' from your experience?
When I was in school, there was a boy who thought it was funny to put salt in the sugar bowl in the cafeteria. When people put what they thought was sugar in their coffee or tea, they got a very unpleasant surprise. It was a so not so funny story because it was just a prank that made people's day a bit worse.
Can you share a funny fart story from your own experience?
Sure. I was on a long bus ride once. A man at the back of the bus farted so loudly that it woke up a sleeping baby. The mother was a bit annoyed at first but then she couldn't help but laugh when the man apologized in the most embarrassed way.
Can you share a funny friendship story from your own experience?
Sure. I have a friend who is really into pranks. One day, he put a fake spider on my chair right before I was about to sit down. I screamed so loud. But then I got him back by filling his shoes with shaving cream. We had a good laugh about it later and it's become one of our classic prank stories.
Can you share a funny engagement story from your experience or heard?
There was a couple where the man worked in a circus. He proposed to his girlfriend in the middle of a show. He was on a tightrope and tried to get the ring out while balancing. He almost fell a couple of times. The whole audience was on the edge of their seats, not just because of the acrobatics but also because of the proposal. In the end, she said yes, and it was a really fun and exciting engagement story.
Can you share a really crazy teacher story from your own experience?
Sure. My English teacher once decided to have the class outside in the middle of winter. We were all freezing, but she thought the fresh air would inspire us to write better poetry. It was crazy because our fingers were so cold we could barely hold our pens.