Can you share a comedy English story?
Sure. There was a man who went to a doctor. He said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor was very surprised and asked, 'How long have you felt this way?' The man replied, 'Ever since I was a puppy!'
Once upon a time, there were two burglars trying to break into a house. One said to the other, 'Be very quiet. I think there is a dog inside.' Just then, they heard a loud 'Meow!' One of them said, 'Good, it's just a cat.' But then a big dog ran out and chased them away. They were so unlucky and it was quite a comical situation.
There was a little boy in an English class. The teacher asked him, 'Can you name two pronouns?' The boy thought for a while and said, 'Who? Me?' This simple yet funny exchange can be considered a little comedy English story.
Can you share some simple English comedy stories?
Sure. One story is about a clumsy waiter. He was taking orders at a busy restaurant. When a customer asked for a glass of water, he rushed to get it but tripped over his own feet and the water splashed all over another customer. Everyone in the restaurant burst out laughing. The waiter was so embarrassed but his clumsiness made it a really funny moment.
Can you share a Christmas comedy story?
Sure. There was once a family preparing for Christmas. The dad tried to put up the Christmas lights but ended up getting tangled in them like a human pretzel. The mom was baking cookies and accidentally added salt instead of sugar to the first batch. When they tasted it, their faces were hilarious. And the kids were rehearsing a nativity play, but the sheep costume kept falling off the littlest one, causing everyone to burst into laughter.
Can you share a comedy bedtime story?
Once upon a time, there was a clumsy wizard. He was trying to make a simple spell for a self - cleaning broom. But instead, he made the broom dance like a crazy chicken. The broom hopped around his small cottage, knocking over pots and pans. The wizard chased it around, slipping on a banana peel he had forgotten about. His cat just sat there, looking at him with amusement. Finally, the wizard managed to stop the broom by accidentally casting a freezing spell on it. Then he realized he could just use the broom as an ice - skate substitute. And that's how he spent the rest of his evening, skating around his frozen cottage, much to the cat's further amusement.
Can you share a funny comedy story?
Sure. Once there was a clumsy magician. During his performance, he was supposed to make a rabbit disappear. But instead, he accidentally pulled out a chicken from his hat. The chicken was so startled that it started running around the stage, chasing the magician. Everyone in the audience burst into laughter.
Can you share a little comedy story?
Sure. A man went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a filling.' The man replied, 'No problem, just don't make it too sweet. I'm on a diet.'
Can you share a short comedy story?
Sure. Once there was a man who thought he could talk to animals. He went to the zoo and started chatting with a monkey. The monkey just stared at him and threw a banana peel at his face. It was so unexpected that everyone around burst into laughter.
Can you share a funny comedy story?
A funny comedy story is about a group of actors filming a period drama. They were all dressed in elaborate historical costumes. However, during a break, one of the actors who was playing a nobleman sat down on a bench to eat his lunch. He didn't notice that there was a big blob of ketchup on the bench. When he stood up, his backside was completely red, and it looked like he had been injured in a sword fight. His co - actors couldn't stop laughing, and it took a while for him to figure out what had happened.
Can you share a hindi funny comedy story?
There was a Hindi teacher who was very strict. One day in class, he was teaching grammar and asked a student to make a sentence. The student was a bit of a joker. He said, 'My dog ate my homework, and then it taught me Hindi better than you.' All the students burst out laughing. The teacher was so angry at first, but then he couldn't help but laugh too because it was such a silly and unexpected answer.
Can you share a new Nepali comedy story?
There is a story about two friends in Nepal, Gopal and Hari. They went to the city to buy some new clothes. Gopal, who was very absent - minded, walked into a store and asked for a pair of pants. The shopkeeper showed him a very fancy pair. Gopal tried to put them on over his existing pants. Hari couldn't stop laughing and the whole store was filled with laughter. Gopal finally realized his mistake and joined in the laughter too.
Can you recommend some English comedy novels?
There are several English comedy novels worth mentioning. 'The Importance of Being Earnest' by Oscar Wilde is a classic, full of witty dialogue and comical misunderstandings. 'A Confederacy of Dunces' by John Kennedy Toole is a posthumously published novel that is extremely funny, following the misadventures of Ignatius J. Reilly. 'The Diary of a Nobody' by George Grossmith and Weedon Grossmith is a humorous account of an ordinary man's daily life.